Fred Armisen Quotes
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I've met Tony Danza. He was really nice. And he looks... I feel like he hasn't aged. He looks exactly the same. He's just Tony Danza. He's exactly the same as he's always been.
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I will admit that I purposely stress myself out. But I think I like stressing myself out. There's a glamour to, like, 'I've got to get to the airport!' I just like the caricature.
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Every day, I wanna work on being a better person, not just to others but to myself.
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I don't know anything about the wine world at all.
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I can't relax. I'm not happy unless I'm working on stuff. 'SNL' is always a huge workload, as enjoyable as it is.
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I get very, very little sleep.
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I spent a lot of time lifting my drums into a van, playing to ten people night after night. I can't complain about anything now. That stuff was heavy.
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I think I was a terrible husband, I think I'm a terrible boyfriend.
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My problem is with intimacy. That's where I have my biggest problems.
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That's one of the great things about Los Angeles, that people just play music, and it's all very welcoming and welcomed.
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I'm so glad cities have personalities, just like people have personalities. That's something that makes me smile.
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I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and I really feel like people who have left before me have always stayed with the show. They never really quite left, which is nice. Everyone kind of stays close.
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I feel really lucky to get to do comedy, and music, at all. I want to do as much as I can.
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I will always consider myself a punk because of those experiences in high school. It will always be a part of me.
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I travel a lot. I'll go back and forth, you know, West Coast-East Coast, but it's separated by segments. So it's not a daily thing.
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I am immediately disinterested when I hear mountain-climbing stories.
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There should be comedians who perform only for robots - I'm saying human comedians that only perform for robots.
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I have the capability to have a close relationship with someone.
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I enjoy getting to work on 'Saturday Night Live', where I get to do people like David Paterson. And then, its like a different muscle to do someone like a bicycle guy on' Portlandia'.
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Art should not be an easy thing.
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I came away from 'Saturday Night Live' feeling very well represented. I felt, and I still feel like, they let me do so much stuff that I wanted to do. Stuff that I almost didn't even know what it was.
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The bands that were big in '77, like the Clash and the Sex Pistols and Talking Heads, I got into them in the early '80s. And it changed my life. It got into my DNA.
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My mom is from Venezuela, and my dad is German and Japanese, and we lived in Brazil when I was a kid for a couple of years, and then I grew up on Long Island. I think all the traveling and all the nationalities put that stuff in my head. I was just around it a lot.
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At 'SNL' there's framed pictures of all the cast members, and it starts with Dan Aykroyd. It's linear. It just keeps going through all these people, and then you're at the end of it.