Phyllis Diller Quotes
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I feel like I'm going backwards, actually, as I get older. I'm regressing. I feel more and more like a kid, which is kind of a fun feeling.
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I don't believe in societal restrictions. It wasn't a choice - conformity simply never occurred to me.
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I should say many things. Mexico has been one of the losers of the 20th century. We tried many different alternatives to development and unfortunately we have 40 percent of the population poor; we have a per capita income that is extremely low.
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One of the big things I've learned is that there's an advantage to regular low-intensity activity.
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I will not contest my parliamentary seat in a sad election that will not produce a Parliament capable of endorsing a realistic reform agenda for Greece.
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I've always said I wanted to play in England. There was a struggle between Chelsea and United, but according to me, Chelsea has the best project.
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I think one of the great things about being a musician is that you never stop learning.
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It is good to be in front of the lens to appreciate more being behind the lens.
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I don't know how to make Harper and Alloy want me, not just my name.
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We're just going to be ourselves, and we're just going to cross our fingers and hope that people like it. Because that's all you can do.
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If you learn one thing from having lived through decades of changing views, it is that all predictions are necessarily false.
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Like any small business owner, I experienced the pressures of building a company from the ground up - developing a business plan, balancing the books, meeting payroll and building a customer base.
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It has been very good here, but the World Cup game was different. It had a different significance to it.
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Everything I do now is a first.
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I hope we can keep doing it this way - making music and art that are pure products of our influences while not really having to let the whole celebrity side of it get in the way. Then maybe more virtual bands will come out and do the same thing.
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I spent my whole childhood watching open-wheel racing. I spent years going to England and racing open wheel, coming back and racing open wheel. It's been my world for 20 years and beyond that. For almost my whole life, I've been watching it. I watch it and I think I know how to do it.
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I'm a lot more observational than personal in my writing. My writing is mostly a lot of questions without answers.
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I would say I've always lived creativity, but now I - I do it with an intention that's got a completely different power.
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You don't need to retouch if you know how to light.
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The war we have to wage today has only one goal and that is to make the world safe for diversity.
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Barack Obama is a radical communist and I think it is becoming clear. That is what I told people in Illinois and now everybody realizes it is coming true. He is going to destroy this country and we are either going to stop him or the United States of America is going to cease to exist.
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You call me Mr. Pitiful. Baby that's my name now, oh. They call me Mr. Pitiful. That's how I got my fame. But people just don`t understand, now. What makes a man feel so blue, now. Ooh, they call me Mr. Pitiful. Cause I lost someone just like you, now.
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A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world.
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.