Carl Clinton Van Doren Quotes
The first writers are first and the rest, in the long run, nowhere but in anthologies.

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Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth, but not its twin.
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I've got bowlegs, so if I do a midcalf look, I look bandy.
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Produce great men, the rest follows.
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I gave up on the delusion that these players enjoy soccer as much as I do, that they play for the love of the game.
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Well, the crazy thing for me is I think out of anything that's happened in the last year, all the success, people always ask what do you guys do with the money? I don't think they realize we're not really making any money.
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Prohibition, like so many other policies imposed from the moral high ground, typically by those who do not drink, disproportionately affects the poor who resort to illegally brewed alcohol when they want a drink, not infrequently leading to their death, and are more likely to be harassed by the police.
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It's still going on. I guess it will be until Redmond quits, dies or is jailed.
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I thought of learning cinematography, so I assisted a cinematographer for an ad.
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The thing about the Islamic situation is we don't have a church. We don't have an ordained priesthood, which makes it a little complicated. But we do have a tradition of scholarship, and rules of scholarship. It's very much like any field of knowledge.
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What is the future of the woman's movement? How in the hell do I know? I don't run it.
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Writing is like a rollercoaster ride for me, an adventure. I love exploring the world through 'playing' people who are absolutely nothing like me.
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If you only write when the muse strikes, you won't get anything done. You have to write consistently, when your schedule says you should. And that's hard.
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I'd say a good couple of my closest male friends are directors.
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'The Simpsons' money got bigger and bigger. When I left 'The Simpsons', no one thought that this thing was going to still be around. It's the cumulative effect. It's like, 'Oh my God, 25 years later, and it's still coming in.'
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If you're a psychologist, you can instrumentally change peoples lives for the better. But you can only do that for about 300 people to maybe a thousand people - if you're really prolific and you're working really hard.
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I was this kid who never sat down. Nobody liked me? Well, I'd make sure they'd like me. I was the class clown, always doing crazy stuff and causing riots.
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Even when you're 50, you can make the effort to improve your standards.
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The advice of the elders to young men is very apt to be as unreal as a list of the hundred best books.
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Everything looked utterly normal, exactly as Thalia had expected save for the absence of a rampaging mob.
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Just because war is hell doesn’t mean you can’t have a little fun.
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People's attention spans don't run too long these days.
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I feel the president is ignoring the opinion of many in the U.S. and alienating the rest of the world. My comments were made in frustration, and one of the privileges of being an American is you are free to voice your own point of view.
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The first writers are first and the rest, in the long run, nowhere but in anthologies.