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The time I kill is killing me.
Mason Cooley
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If we think about the obvious long enough, it dissolves.
Mason Cooley
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People believe that photographs are true and therefore cannot be art.
Mason Cooley
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Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating.
Mason Cooley
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First literature came to refer only to itself, the literary theory.
Mason Cooley
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Hatred observes with more care than love does.
Mason Cooley
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Mind and body obstruct one another's pleasures.
Mason Cooley
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Reputation runs behind the current state of affairs.
Mason Cooley
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The doctrine of the immortality of the soul has more threat than comfort.
Mason Cooley
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Money: power at its most liquid.
Mason Cooley
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To understand someone, find out how he spends his money.
Mason Cooley
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Children now expect their parents to audition for approval.
Mason Cooley
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If modesty disappeared, so would exhibitionism.
Mason Cooley
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After an argument, silence may mean acceptance or the continuation of resistance by other means.
Mason Cooley
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Melancholy is as seductive as Ecstasy.
Mason Cooley
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Fastidious taste makes enjoyment a struggle.
Mason Cooley
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When I prayed for success, I forgot to ask for sound sleep and good digestion.
Mason Cooley
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Young men preen. Old men scheme.
Mason Cooley
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Every day begins with an act of courage and hope: getting out of bed.
Mason Cooley
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Every literary critic believes he will outwit history and have the last word.
Mason Cooley
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While there's life, there's fear.
Mason Cooley
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If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements.
Mason Cooley
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Innocence: I am only stepping on your face because it lies in my path.
Mason Cooley
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Promiscuity is like never reading past the first page. Monogamy is like reading the same book over and over.
Mason Cooley
