Mallory Ortberg Quotes
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Everyone is doing forensics.
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If you're an actress or a musician, everyone thinks you're hot.
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I promise to do everything I can to earn back the trust of everyone I've disappointed.
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I think that everyone should be able to dribble. Everyone should be able to pass. Otherwise, why are you out there?
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One thing everyone seems to agree on is that Republicans face a perceived compassion deficit.
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In Europe and Sweden, we see boobs on TV, and it's not a big deal. Everyone has them; everyone has seen them.
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If you represent everyone, in some ways you represent no one. You're un-owned.
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You should seek approval from yourself.
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Everyone at a party is uncomfortable. Knowing that makes me more comfortable.
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I wonder if I maybe have a natural floatiness that comes through in everyone I play.
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The cry of equality pulls everyone down.
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No one likes to be criticized.
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Everyone thinks that 'Chinatown' is the best screenplay. I'm not sure it is.
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Quality is everyone's responsibility.
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My favorite TV show is probably 'Glee.' I'm a Gleek, like everyone else!
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Almost everyone will find something in our services worth paying for.
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When you're no longer ill, and everyone's gotten over the fact that you've had cancer, that core of steel doesn't go away, and then I had to find other channels for it.
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I don't care who you are or what you have gone through - everyone has something they are fighting for.
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Oh, I always think everyone feels left out.
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If I like it, it's gonna be on my album. You can't please everyone.
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Everyone can have a crush on anyone, be it on a real person or a celebrity.
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In 2012, the city of Austin erected an eight-foot-tall bronze statue of Willie Nelson in the heart of the business district. Schoolchildren, churchgoers, tourists, slackers, conventioneers, tech geeks - everybody, it seems - now congregate around this ponytailed shrine to outlaw country.
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I've seen disgusting excess in business, and I've seen disgusting excess in Washington. But at the same time, I've certainly learned that Washington matters and that you can't ignore it, especially when you get into telecom.
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Everyone wants to be liked; everyone wants approval. No one likes being ignored.
