Mallory Ortberg Quotes
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Everyone is doing forensics.
Patricia Cornwell -
If you're an actress or a musician, everyone thinks you're hot.
Natalie Portman -
I promise to do everything I can to earn back the trust of everyone I've disappointed.
Vance McAllister -
I think that everyone should be able to dribble. Everyone should be able to pass. Otherwise, why are you out there?
Oscar Robertson -
One thing everyone seems to agree on is that Republicans face a perceived compassion deficit.
Gary Bauer -
In Europe and Sweden, we see boobs on TV, and it's not a big deal. Everyone has them; everyone has seen them.
Malin Akerman
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If you represent everyone, in some ways you represent no one. You're un-owned.
Samantha Power -
You should seek approval from yourself.
Ichiro Suzuki -
Everyone at a party is uncomfortable. Knowing that makes me more comfortable.
Garry Shandling -
I wonder if I maybe have a natural floatiness that comes through in everyone I play.
Hannah Murray -
The cry of equality pulls everyone down.
Iris Murdoch -
No one likes to be criticized.
Laura Bush
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Everyone thinks that 'Chinatown' is the best screenplay. I'm not sure it is.
Patricia Marx -
Quality is everyone's responsibility.
W. Edwards Deming -
My favorite TV show is probably 'Glee.' I'm a Gleek, like everyone else!
Victoria Justice -
When you're no longer ill, and everyone's gotten over the fact that you've had cancer, that core of steel doesn't go away, and then I had to find other channels for it.
Sam Taylor-Wood -
I don't care who you are or what you have gone through - everyone has something they are fighting for.
Cara Castronuova -
The buzz you get when you're playing a song and everyone is screaming and dancing and what have you and singing along is incredible.
Aaron Johnson
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I write a world where everyone is partly right.
Orhan Pamuk -
A fisherman does not bait his hook with food he likes. He uses food the fish likes. So with boys.
Baden Powell -
Everyone honors the wise.
Aristotle -
The collective unconscious consists of the sum of the instincts and their correlates, the archetypes. Just as everybody possesses instincts, so he also possesses a stock of archetypal images.
Carl Jung -
What's so cool about movies is once you're done with the movie, you put it away and come up with a whole new different idea with different characters and a different world. But in TV, you build these characters, and you build this world, and then you're there for however long you do the show.
Adam DeVine -
Everyone wants to be liked; everyone wants approval. No one likes being ignored.
Mallory Ortberg