Mallory Ortberg Quotes
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Everyone is doing forensics.
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If you're an actress or a musician, everyone thinks you're hot.
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I promise to do everything I can to earn back the trust of everyone I've disappointed.
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I think that everyone should be able to dribble. Everyone should be able to pass. Otherwise, why are you out there?
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One thing everyone seems to agree on is that Republicans face a perceived compassion deficit.
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In Europe and Sweden, we see boobs on TV, and it's not a big deal. Everyone has them; everyone has seen them.
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If you represent everyone, in some ways you represent no one. You're un-owned.
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You should seek approval from yourself.
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Everyone at a party is uncomfortable. Knowing that makes me more comfortable.
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I wonder if I maybe have a natural floatiness that comes through in everyone I play.
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The cry of equality pulls everyone down.
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No one likes to be criticized.
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Everyone thinks that 'Chinatown' is the best screenplay. I'm not sure it is.
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Quality is everyone's responsibility.
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My favorite TV show is probably 'Glee.' I'm a Gleek, like everyone else!
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Almost everyone will find something in our services worth paying for.
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When you're no longer ill, and everyone's gotten over the fact that you've had cancer, that core of steel doesn't go away, and then I had to find other channels for it.
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I don't care who you are or what you have gone through - everyone has something they are fighting for.
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You tell everyone or anyone that has ever doubted, thought they didn't measure up or wanted to quit - look up get up and don't ever give up.
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The truth is, for highly competitive bodybuilders, everyone eats the same - oatmeal, chicken, rice - and everyone cuts carbs out at night.
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My life is just a series of mistakes and regrets of varying degrees.
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The more I deal in it, the surer I am that human nature is all of the same critter, but that there's a heap of choice in the cuts.
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Hollywood's like a warehouse. It's just a place that you go. What's interesting in the warehouse has to do with the creative people.
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Everyone wants to be liked; everyone wants approval. No one likes being ignored.
