Mallory Ortberg Quotes
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Everyone is doing forensics.
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If you're an actress or a musician, everyone thinks you're hot.
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I promise to do everything I can to earn back the trust of everyone I've disappointed.
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I think that everyone should be able to dribble. Everyone should be able to pass. Otherwise, why are you out there?
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One thing everyone seems to agree on is that Republicans face a perceived compassion deficit.
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In Europe and Sweden, we see boobs on TV, and it's not a big deal. Everyone has them; everyone has seen them.
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If you represent everyone, in some ways you represent no one. You're un-owned.
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You should seek approval from yourself.
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Everyone at a party is uncomfortable. Knowing that makes me more comfortable.
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I wonder if I maybe have a natural floatiness that comes through in everyone I play.
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The cry of equality pulls everyone down.
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No one likes to be criticized.
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Everyone thinks that 'Chinatown' is the best screenplay. I'm not sure it is.
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Quality is everyone's responsibility.
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My favorite TV show is probably 'Glee.' I'm a Gleek, like everyone else!
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Almost everyone will find something in our services worth paying for.
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When you're no longer ill, and everyone's gotten over the fact that you've had cancer, that core of steel doesn't go away, and then I had to find other channels for it.
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I don't care who you are or what you have gone through - everyone has something they are fighting for.
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The contact of two epidermises.
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Out of the 72 kids that I went to high school with, I still talk to 25 of them on a fairly regular basis. Seven of my classmates live in L.A., and five of them are in the entertainment business, and we constantly talk and play fantasy football together.
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It's so disappointing, to put it mildly, that people know so much about my life. Because it means that they're always trying to look at my books in terms of my life.
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Sleep does make us all equal, it seems to me, like his big brother-Death.
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Everyone wants to be liked; everyone wants approval. No one likes being ignored.
