Mallory Ortberg Quotes
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Everyone is doing forensics.
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If you're an actress or a musician, everyone thinks you're hot.
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I promise to do everything I can to earn back the trust of everyone I've disappointed.
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I think that everyone should be able to dribble. Everyone should be able to pass. Otherwise, why are you out there?
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One thing everyone seems to agree on is that Republicans face a perceived compassion deficit.
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In Europe and Sweden, we see boobs on TV, and it's not a big deal. Everyone has them; everyone has seen them.
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If you represent everyone, in some ways you represent no one. You're un-owned.
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You should seek approval from yourself.
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Everyone at a party is uncomfortable. Knowing that makes me more comfortable.
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I wonder if I maybe have a natural floatiness that comes through in everyone I play.
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The cry of equality pulls everyone down.
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No one likes to be criticized.
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Everyone thinks that 'Chinatown' is the best screenplay. I'm not sure it is.
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Quality is everyone's responsibility.
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My favorite TV show is probably 'Glee.' I'm a Gleek, like everyone else!
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Almost everyone will find something in our services worth paying for.
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When you're no longer ill, and everyone's gotten over the fact that you've had cancer, that core of steel doesn't go away, and then I had to find other channels for it.
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I don't care who you are or what you have gone through - everyone has something they are fighting for.
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A lot of people say you've got all the loving in the world when you walk out on stage. But hell, that applause don't help you any when you're lying in that bed at night being totally ignored.
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I write with music. I write scenes in movies that hopefully can earn the use of some songs that are powerful to me.
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Heaven knows where I'll end up - but it's a safe bet that I'll never be at the top of anything! Nor do I particularly care to be.
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It's so disappointing, to put it mildly, that people know so much about my life. Because it means that they're always trying to look at my books in terms of my life.
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Love is an endless mystery, for it has nothing else to explain it.
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Everyone wants to be liked; everyone wants approval. No one likes being ignored.
