Mallory Ortberg Quotes
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Everyone is doing forensics.
Patricia Cornwell -
If you're an actress or a musician, everyone thinks you're hot.
Natalie Portman -
I promise to do everything I can to earn back the trust of everyone I've disappointed.
Vance McAllister -
I think that everyone should be able to dribble. Everyone should be able to pass. Otherwise, why are you out there?
Oscar Robertson -
One thing everyone seems to agree on is that Republicans face a perceived compassion deficit.
Gary Bauer -
In Europe and Sweden, we see boobs on TV, and it's not a big deal. Everyone has them; everyone has seen them.
Malin Akerman
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If you represent everyone, in some ways you represent no one. You're un-owned.
Samantha Power -
You should seek approval from yourself.
Ichiro Suzuki -
Everyone at a party is uncomfortable. Knowing that makes me more comfortable.
Garry Shandling -
I wonder if I maybe have a natural floatiness that comes through in everyone I play.
Hannah Murray -
The cry of equality pulls everyone down.
Iris Murdoch -
No one likes to be criticized.
Laura Bush
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Everyone thinks that 'Chinatown' is the best screenplay. I'm not sure it is.
Patricia Marx -
Quality is everyone's responsibility.
W. Edwards Deming -
My favorite TV show is probably 'Glee.' I'm a Gleek, like everyone else!
Victoria Justice -
When you're no longer ill, and everyone's gotten over the fact that you've had cancer, that core of steel doesn't go away, and then I had to find other channels for it.
Sam Taylor-Wood -
I don't care who you are or what you have gone through - everyone has something they are fighting for.
Cara Castronuova -
The buzz you get when you're playing a song and everyone is screaming and dancing and what have you and singing along is incredible.
Aaron Johnson
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I think everyone roots for the underdog.
Johnny Knoxville -
You tell everyone or anyone that has ever doubted, thought they didn't measure up or wanted to quit - look up get up and don't ever give up.
Michael Irvin -
When people say to me don't the years go fast I have to be honest and say that whereas I don't realise where they go in the long term, I pack so much into a year it seems to take forever.
Paul Daniels -
In a well-functioning democracy, citizens have the option of voting their political masters out of office. Not so in most companies.
Gary Hamel -
If the Holy Spirit can take over the subconscious with our consent and cooperation, then we have almighty Power working at the basis of our lives, then we can do anything we ought to do, go anywhere we ought to go, and be anything we ought to be.
E. Stanley Jones -
Everyone wants to be liked; everyone wants approval. No one likes being ignored.
Mallory Ortberg