Janeane Garofalo Quotes
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With a first season, you never really know how viewers or the network are going to react to a show.
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Scientists have proven that it's impossible to long-jump 30 feet, but I don't listen to that kind of talk. Thoughts like that have a way of sinking into your feet.
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There have been periods of my career that I haven't worked for a really long time, like seven or eight months.
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In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get – The Future!
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Now and then, I had moments of greatness, but I never knew how to duplicate it consistently.
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Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare.
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The truth is that killing innocent people is always wrong - and no argument or excuse, no matter how deeply believed, can ever make it right. No religion on earth condones the killing of innocent people; no faith tradition tolerates the random killing of our brothers and sisters on this earth.
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While the public school rewards failure by throwing more government money at failing school systems, the voucher system does the opposite.
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So many people trip in front of them because they're looking over there or up ahead.
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'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.'
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I do pinch myself, like when shows in non-English speaking countries are sold out, and people are singing my lyrics. I don't think I'll ever lose that; I'm always appreciative every day of the support I have as an artist, because I'm not a commercial artist.
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Your spirit is your spirit, whether you're religious or whatever.
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I think there's so much emphasis on body image and results and outcome, but really what you should be after is to be healthy and to feel good about yourself.
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I actually like pole dancing! It gives you so much confidence. I never thought I'd do it, but now I'm really into it.
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Earth Day 1970 was irrefutable evidence that the American people understood the environmental threat and wanted action to resolve it.
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It is important to ask ourselves, as citizens, whether a world power can provide global leadership on the basis of fear and anxiety.
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I'm a big believer in debate and difference of opinion.
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But these young scholars who invade our hills, Bold as the engineer who fells the wood, And travelling often in the cut he makes, Love not the flower they pluck, and know it not, And all their botany is Latin names.
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Odd that we think definitions are definitive.
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...if it is art, it is not for all, and if it is for all, it is not art.
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I didn't really start performing until high school. My whole family is actually in the business, and started in the business in Chicago, so I was going to shows when I was a teeny-tiny kid, but I didn't really start performing until high school.
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When I was five years old, my parents gave me a magic chest. I learned to cast spells, although of a childish kind, before I had learned to read and write.
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If you can't solve it, it's not a problem - it's reality.
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'Peaches!'
