Ducks Quotes

• Four ducks on a pond, / A grass-bank beyond, / A blue sky of spring, / White clouds on the wing: / What a little thing / To remember for years - / To remember with tears!.

  

  William Allingham
  • Remember
  • Blue
  • Tears

• My torso is short, but my arms are really long and gangly and my legs and my neck, and my feet and hands are really long, and I look like a duck.

  

  Cyndi Lauper Blue Angel
  • Long
  • Looks
  • Hands

• I really hate rubber ducks, actually.

  

  Florentijn Hofman
  • Hate
  • Really
  • Ducks

• Starstruck with one buck, your girl look like Donald Duck.

  

  Keith Matthew Thornton
  • Girl
  • Looks
  • Bucks

• So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".

  

  Tommy Cooper
  • Eye
  • Chinese
  • Rose

• Even if the project requires you to have all the ducks in a line, I can't do that. I don't create way.

  

  Erykah Badu
  • Way
  • Lines
  • Projects

• If your woman picks your ducks, and she cooks and carries her Bible... now there's the complete package of womanhood.

  

  Phil Robertson
  • Woman
  • Bible
  • Womanhood

• Foie gras is sold as an expensive delicacy in some restaurants and shops. But no one pays a higher price for foie gras than the ducks and geese who are abused and killed to make it.

  

  Kate Winslet
  • Price
  • Expensive
  • Ducks

• If you're going to do Chuck Berry, you got to, you know, go all out, and the duck walk is just kind of you know, cursory. That's like standing.

  

  Yasiin Bey Black Star
  • Kind
  • Chuck
  • Berries

• Some parents say it is toy guns that make boys warlike. But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its neck like the butt of a pistol and shout 'Bang!'

  

  George Will
  • Parent
  • Gun
  • Boys

• To produce foie gras, ducks and geese are force-fed enormous amounts of grain and fat, which causes their livers to swell to many times the normal size.

  

  Kate Winslet
  • Size
  • Fat
  • Ducks

• The only dynasty I like is the Duck Dynasty.

  

  Mark Levin
  • Ducks
  • Dynasty

• I have always kept ducks, even as a child, and the colours of their plumage, in particular the dark green and snow white, seemed to me the only possible answer to the questions that are on my mind.

  

  W. G. Sebald
  • Mind
  • Dark
  • Child

• That’s the tricky thing about love. It walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and smells like a duck. But after you sleep with it a month or so, or get dumped at the altar by it, it starts smelling more like a skunk.

  

  Christie Craig
  • Sleep
  • Smell
  • Ducks

• He took a duck in the face at 250 knots.

  

  William Gibson
  • Faces
  • Ducks
  • Knots

• The thing about fashion - it's like ducks going quack, quack quack. It's being dictated from above, and it just makes me want to rebel against it.

  

  Sara Blakely
  • Want
  • Fashion
  • Rebel

• He didn't throw the next piece of bread to the ducks as much as hurl it so hard that one of them quacked in surprise and darted away before realizing it was fleeing food.

  

  Courtney Milan
  • Away
  • Bread
  • Piece

• Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, "Blimey, and also, what larks.

  

  Louise Rennison
  • Said
  • Mercy
  • Larks

• It's all very well to run around saying regulation is bad, get the government off our backs, etc. Of course our lives are regulated. When you come to a stop sign, you stop; if you want to go fishing, you get a license; if you want to shoot ducks, you can shoot only three ducks. The alternative is dead bodies at the intersections, no fish and no ducks. OK?

  

  Molly Ivins
  • Running
  • Body
  • Alternatives

• I'm an expert cook when it comes to preparing the quail, ducks, geese and wild turkeys that I hunt on the farm.

  

  Jimmy Carter
  • Farm
  • Geese
  • Quail

• I've got some broken ducks. I need to get them in a row.

  

  Coleman Barks
  • Broken
  • Get
  • Row

• To some people, I may seem calm. But if you could peer beneath the surface, you would see that I'm like a duck--paddling, paddling, paddling.

  

  Scott Stossel
  • People
  • May
  • Calm

• I went to the butchers to buy a leg of lamb. "Is it Scotch?", I asked. "Why?" the butcher said in reply. "Are you going to talk to it or eat it?". "In that case, have you got any wild duck?". "No", he responded, "but I've got one I could aggravate for you."

  

  Chic Murray
  • Funny
  • Humor
  • Cases

• I should prefer being thrown to the demnition ducks and drakes.

  

  Edgar Wallace
  • Prefer
  • Ducks
  • Drake

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