Jason Alexander Quotes
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I haven't got a waist. I've just got a sort of place, a bit like an unmarked level crossing.
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Motivated more by partisan politics than by national security, today's Democratic leaders see America as an occupier, not a liberator. And nothing makes this Marine madder than someone calling American troops occupiers rather than liberators.
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The lower caste people were killed as part of a conspiracy to dismiss my party's government.
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You have to understand that you are not making the film for yourself; you're making it for the audience. If I am asking my audiences to buy tickets, I owe them the worth of their money, and I owe them entertainment.
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My father always said, 'Malala will be free as a bird.'
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Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life.
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Maybe if everybody in leadership was a woman, you might not get into the conflicts in the first place. But if you watch the women who have made it to the top, they haven't exactly been non-aggressive - including me.
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I'm not ready to be a woman yet, I'd like it if my body were more boyish. Maybe I'll like my curves when I'm older but right now they kind of make me squirm.
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Tone matters more than words.
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Just when did I get to the point when staying at a hotel wasn't fun?
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At the Justice Department, we have no greater obligation than ensuring all people are treated equally under the law, and Americans must know that we will vigorously pursue criminal activity regardless of whether the crime is committed on a street corner or in a corner office.
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I'm doing a play, a musical. The musical follows the Mamma Mia concept. It's my first LA theater project.
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Villains never know they are villains in a picture so I play this like I'm the nicest guy in the world.
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I am attracted to the dark side of life!
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I got into one of the schools I applied to because of the essay I wrote about Holly Hunter's character in 'Broadcast News.' She's the only female producer on this news network, and she's really good at her job, but she allots time in her day to just sit at her desk and cry. And then she's just back to work. I find that really effective.
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Remember, each one of us has the power to change the world. Just start thinking peace, and the message will spread quicker than you think.
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A lot of my friends are in Australia, and it's definitely nice to get back there.
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As an adolescent I wrote comic books, because I read lots of them, and fantasy novels set in Malaysia and Central Africa.
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Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job.
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I love being an older comic now. It's like being an old soccer or an old baseball player. You're in the Hall of Fame and it's nice, but you're no longer that person in the limelight on the spot doing that thing.
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I grew up riding all my life, so I was very comfy on a horse, thank God. Although I'd never ridden... with sword in my hand.
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You know, it's just like being a peddler. You want two breasts? Well, here you are -- two breasts. We must see to it that the man looking at the picture has at hand everything he needs to paint a nude. If you really give him everything he needs -- and the best -- he'll put everything where it belongs, with his own eyes. Each person will make for himself the kind of nude he wants, with the nude that I will have made for him.
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I am hard-core middle class.
