Jason Alexander Quotes
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I haven't got a waist. I've just got a sort of place, a bit like an unmarked level crossing.
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Motivated more by partisan politics than by national security, today's Democratic leaders see America as an occupier, not a liberator. And nothing makes this Marine madder than someone calling American troops occupiers rather than liberators.
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The lower caste people were killed as part of a conspiracy to dismiss my party's government.
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You have to understand that you are not making the film for yourself; you're making it for the audience. If I am asking my audiences to buy tickets, I owe them the worth of their money, and I owe them entertainment.
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My father always said, 'Malala will be free as a bird.'
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Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life.
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Maybe if everybody in leadership was a woman, you might not get into the conflicts in the first place. But if you watch the women who have made it to the top, they haven't exactly been non-aggressive - including me.
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Well, first of all, I'm an incredibly gullible person - I'm so bad that when I said that to someone, my friend said, 'You know, 'gullible' isn't even in the dictionary.' And I said, 'Really?' As I was saying 'Really?' I will acknowledge that I then realized what was happening, but that's how bad I am.
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I'm not ready to be a woman yet, I'd like it if my body were more boyish. Maybe I'll like my curves when I'm older but right now they kind of make me squirm.
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Tone matters more than words.
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Just when did I get to the point when staying at a hotel wasn't fun?
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At the Justice Department, we have no greater obligation than ensuring all people are treated equally under the law, and Americans must know that we will vigorously pursue criminal activity regardless of whether the crime is committed on a street corner or in a corner office.
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I'm doing a play, a musical. The musical follows the Mamma Mia concept. It's my first LA theater project.
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Villains never know they are villains in a picture so I play this like I'm the nicest guy in the world.
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All of us in society are supposed to believe that cruelty to animals is wrong and that it is a good thing to prevent needless suffering. So if that is true, how can meat be acceptable under any but the most extraordinary circumstances, such as perhaps roasting the bird who died flying into a window?
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I am attracted to the dark side of life!
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I got into one of the schools I applied to because of the essay I wrote about Holly Hunter's character in 'Broadcast News.' She's the only female producer on this news network, and she's really good at her job, but she allots time in her day to just sit at her desk and cry. And then she's just back to work. I find that really effective.
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Remember, each one of us has the power to change the world. Just start thinking peace, and the message will spread quicker than you think.
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Do not worship me, I am not God. I'm only a man. I worship Jesus Christ.
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The United States should not frame its policy options in terms of doing nothing or unilaterally sending in the Marines.
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My wife handles all of our technology. So if something goes wrong with the computer, I throw up my arms and step aside while the IT gal figures it out.
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I was a little worried that I was going to look like an overgrown fetus … Maybe that’s true. But it’s liberating. It’s very liberating. Everyone here should shave their heads.
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I am hard-core middle class.
