Jason Alexander Quotes
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I used to believe I was going to live forever. And then you suddenly become aware that you're not.
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I'm a championship handball player. I'm a championship softball and baseball player. I used to be an extremely talented center in high school in football. I also dabbled in lacrosse and soccer. I'm really good at billiards, darts, shuffleboard.
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When I was a kid, all I ever wanted was to be famous.
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I love Tig Notaro; I just think she's so awesome.
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Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
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Few men desire liberty; most men wish only for a just master.
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Nearly all edible seaweeds - or 'sea vegetables,' as they ought technically to be called - belong to one of three broad groups: green, red and brown algae.
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Common wisdom dictates that the vice president should provide balance to the ticket by representing a different part of the country, another set of experiences, or a basketful of electoral votes.
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How do you create chemistry? If only I knew that! Some people say it's a natural thing that you have with someone, and maybe it is to do with that, but I think you can work on it.
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There are grave misgivings that the discussion on ecology may be designed to distract attention from the problems of war and poverty.
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My original idea was to produce and not make records myself.
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You can almost taste the pressure now.
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The idea of collaborating with anyone else was quite daunting. If Battles had any trepidation in asking me, I can assure you I had more after agreeing to do it.
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The major political battles about guns in our society concern handguns and assault weapons, not long arms like hunting rifles.
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Often, as a young actress, you find yourself being the only girl in a room full of men... and one of the reasons why I like 'Grey's Anatomy' is because they have such strong female characters and the women really drive this show.
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In fitness, there are no short cuts. It involves immense discipline and hard work.
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Women's tennis has been around for a very long time - we're talking about the 1800s. But women's soccer hasn't had such a long history, so now they're right at the beginning of really trying to make things equal. We need to continue not only to advocate for women but to have men advocating for women.
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We filmed 'Expelled' in Santa Clarita at an all-girl's school. There were twelve hour days.
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Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
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When I started comedy, I was a big Eddie Murphy fan. I thought if you did stand-up, you were supposed to know how to act, write, and host. I thought it was all one thing. That's why it doesn't feel like I'm transitioning to acting: because in my stand-up, I do characters all the time.
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Promises were made for people who do not trust each other.
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I love corduroy jeans as well as vertical-striped jeans. Both are a fun switch from plain old denim. They can be slimming so long as the stripes aren't too chunky.
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Let me put it more precisely: The ability to give birth is a natural characteristic. In the same way, everybody can grasp philosophical truths if they just use their innate reason.
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I cannot tell people who are struggling that I come first. I just cannot.
