Jason Bateman Quotes
Will Arnett is one of the funniest guys I know. He has seen it all and done it all and come out the other end pretty savvy and pretty strong.

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We continue to be bullish on China.
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I have four kids. They are two years apart, and contraception has been very, very good to me.
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I didn't audition for 'SNL.' I sent in a tape to 'SNL' the year before I started writing there, but I got the job there through doing stand-up on Fallon.
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If you interact with anyone, ultimately, all people are the same. However they're dressed, when you're in the house with a person, they're going to be a regular human being.
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I think there's always a line between what is parody in good fun in chanting and what is intended to belittle certain segments of society.
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I went to college, though I didn't take many writing courses.
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As a child in the rural district of Penal I remember sharing meals from the same pot with neighbours of different racial, ethnic, social and economic backgrounds.
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The John Birch Society is not ultra-conservative, communist-hating, and racist as opponents paint it.
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I received a D.Sc. from the University of London in 1992.
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I have a garden, and I collect different heirloom seeds from different neighbors.
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I feel like I've been the star of my own show for a while now. I was always putting on shows as a kid, and obviously, my household was really creative.
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I can write a program that lets you break the copy protection on a music file. But I can't write a program that solders new connections onto a chip for you.
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The great writers just kept bringing them out. They didn't care if they repeated themselves.
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The man who has won millions at the cost of his conscience is a failure.
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Americans call them hillbillies, rednecks, or white trash. I call them neighbors, friends, and family.
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To be the outsider is actually a great thing in England.
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A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide.
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But I have fun with the fright, work with it. You have to - that's your timing, that beat of excitement. And when I go on stage, it's just like taking a step into heaven. Poof, you know? Poof - and there I am.
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Your future takes precedence over your past. Focus on your future, rather than on the past.
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A painter is someone who can't use words. His only escape is to be a seer.
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I'm most proud that I thought of Beats at 55.
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If anybody says they're not afraid of themselves, they're lying!
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I have never liked sex. I do not think I ever will. It just seems the opposite of love.
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Will Arnett is one of the funniest guys I know. He has seen it all and done it all and come out the other end pretty savvy and pretty strong.