Jason Mantzoukas Quotes
At a certain point, I had to be like, 'I will not do any more auditions with a Middle Eastern accent.'
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You cannot do only one thing.
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I don't care if I never see Texas again.
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If I could have anything - you know, and this is across the board for any presidential candidate - I would have a greater acknowledgment of history in our policy and in our affairs.
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Tom Brokaw was never young.
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What Washington needs is adult supervision.
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I don't think it is just in the world of politics. The lack of civility in society as a whole, some of it, I believe, is very much fueled by social media and frankly, it's fueled by the fact that journalism is not journalism any more.
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You have to know you can first. How comes later.
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When you have Candidate A saying the sky is blue, and Candidate B saying it's a cloudy day, I look outside and I see, well, it's a cloudy day. I should be able to tell my viewers, 'Candidate A is wrong, Candidate B is right,' and not have to say, 'Well, you decide.' Then it would be like I'm an idiot.
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I detest that saying 'Everything happens for a reason'; it's nonsense.
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I read on the Internet that I was dead.
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I always had confidence in my game.
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Well, let me tell you, ants are the dominant insects. They make up as much as a quarter of the biomass of all insects in the world. They are the principal predators. They're the cemetery workers.
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L.A. is so big that if you don't actually live in Hollywood, you might as well be from a different planet.
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The snow leopard is absolutely magnificent. It represents really what endangered species are all about.
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When I turned to writing fantasy, and writing for young people, it was joyous. It was like discovering an underground lake of ideas that went on forever.
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I never wanted children; maybe I'm afraid of responsibility.
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I have a wife and two boys. One is 18 and the other is 14. The 18-year old is getting ready for college next year and he made a decision to run track. He runs a lot like Michael Johnson.
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It still frightens me a little bit to think that so much of my life was totally devoted to Star Trek and almost nothing else.
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Bear in mind that you should conduct yourself in life as at a feast.
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I thought I was kind of a hotshot because I had had two years of work experience at Morgan Stanley, and I was about to get my Stanford M.B.A.
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I once said a poet has the right to sing as loudly and vocally as he wants to. Most poets should face a rock n' roll audience for one night to keep them honest.
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Actors work for many reasons. Sometimes you do it because the material is good. Sometimes you do it because the paycheck is good. We would love to only do things that are art, that are artistic and that satisfy us, but this is our job, as well.
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The real pleasure of one's life is the devotion to a great objective of one's consideration.
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At a certain point, I had to be like, 'I will not do any more auditions with a Middle Eastern accent.'
