Jason Mantzoukas Quotes
Having a giant beard really distracts people from noticing you're barely keeping it together emotionally.
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Women are blessed with energy - a power which is unique. I have been very fortunate to have played strong women and explored their strengths through my films.
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Jenna's traveled with me; they've both traveled with their dad. This is the only time they've been old enough in all of their dad's campaigns to really be involved in.
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Not every woman has time to go to a salon and have her hair blow-dried every day.
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I think the best thing I can hope to achieve is to educate, or make aware, as many people as possible on how the little things they do every day really do affect our environment, and how easy it is to fix some of those things.
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I was supposed to be a doctor. I was supposed to go to Princeton. And everything I was supposed to do I didn't.
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Movies I liked growing up were like Francis Ford Coppolla movies and Scorsese movies.
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Oh, I'm quite the impulse buyer. Most of what I buy is stuff for my Jeep, 'cause it breaks down a lot.
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Despite overwhelming support for the United States to adopt English as its official language, we have still not taken that important step.
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It's totally viable to envisage a million Jews living in Judea and Samaria.
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If you have confidence you have patience. Confidence, that is everything.
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A person standing in front of an audience without enthusiasm for his subject and his actions is disconnected from his spirit.
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I taught myself to play the piano, because I wanted to play it.
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I don't have cable. I just never watched a lot of TV.
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It's an unfortunate reality of life that toxins are constantly building up in our bodies.
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I find that the time that goes by is actually your best friend when you are making a record. The passing of time gives you perspective on what you recorded and what you wrote. If something sounds good to you 12 months after you recorded it then chances are pretty good that there's something valuable about the part or the song.
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I came into this league by myself, and I'll leave by myself.
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Speaking purely from a musical standpoint, I think I am a great performer.
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I was trying to be Mary Tyler Moore. I loved her in 'The Dick Van Dyke Show.'
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Crying is cleansing. There's a reason for tears, happiness or sadness.
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The message films that try to be message films always fail. Likewise with documentaries. The documentaries that work best are the ones that eschew a simple message for an odd angle. I found that one of the most spectacular films about the Middle East was 'Waltz With Bashir,' or 'The Gatekeepers,' or '5 Broken Cameras.'
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If I was in a situation where it wasn't working and I had a choice with another man, I'm gonna assess it like a business deal: who is the better person for me?
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How many people out there really set a budget?
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I think video games and that stuff should be as violent as possible, but age-appropriate. It should be realistic. When it's not realistic you run into kids running around shooting people and not realizing the consequences.
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Having a giant beard really distracts people from noticing you're barely keeping it together emotionally.
