Jason Schwartzman Quotes
I don't know the first real thing about the dating game. I don't know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general.

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To be 23 and riding the crest of a song sweeping the world country by country is to live an altered and wholly rarefied existence.
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If women would today would rise en masse and demand their emancipation, the men would be compelled to grant it.
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I love morning television because it's the most vulnerable time of day, when you are at your rawest, and if I have the ability to make viewers smile, that's a gift from God.
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Our message of a balanced budget amendment, term limits to end career politicians, and a real plan to keep America safe is resonating with voters.
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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
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Be careful about virtual relationships with artificially intelligent pieces of software.
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I still do commercial work as an actor, which I love, because it's very quick, and it definitely pays my bills.
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We must all learn to adjust with our surroundings.
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I was hired because I am Zsa Zsa Gabor, but when I go to work, directors try to force their methods on me. John Huston's intense, precise directions tortured me.
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But, unfortunately, sometimes that affirmation creates a sense that you deserve special treatment and recognition in areas where you're not so talented.
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I love design-based stuff. I dug it in 'Pleasantville' and dug it in 'Seabiscuit.'
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The Wreckoning is a darker song. But the record is positive.
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I'm into the whole American and New York vibe, not just because that's what's going on around me but because of the fit. A lot of guys are into the European cut, but I can't really pull that off with my body type - I'm tall and have big legs.
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I never really did any disco dancing.
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I am from Karnal, India.
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Winemakers have to adapt to what they're given by nature: the vines, the fruit, the soil and the weather.
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I live in, literally, the same home when I was swiping my first bank card and wondering if I'd have to put back the Charmin. We still don't have a dishwasher. My mom has done all these gardens so now my house looks like the garden shack in the middle of Versailles.
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Life is an adventure, it's not a package tour.
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There isn't one celebrity I've worked with who doesn't have major doubts about what impact they are having. I am glad when they question the impact, because it shows they are based firmly in the reality that peacemaking isn't the same as changing a streetlight or distributing mosquito nets.
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Writing books and being paid for it - it's not like winning the Lottery. You can't suddenly go, 'Yippee!' and start throwing tenners in the air. I've done pretty well out of it, but certainly not enough to say, 'Right, that's me set up for life.'
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I think it's important for people to know that there's no such thing as a perfect relationship, you know?
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There's an amazing documentary, 'The Day After Trinity,' which is crazy good.
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I don't know the first real thing about the dating game. I don't know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general.