Jay Leno Quotes
Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate.

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Not everybody fantasizes about robbing a bank, but I think most people have that fantasy of being in a high speed chase.
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Gut feeling is all about the experiences that you have had in your life. It is about being in difficult scenarios, knowing what worked, what did not work, and then taking a decision.
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Countries that intervene militarily rarely do so out of pure altruism.
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Tremendous changes are taking place in our country, eradicating the concept of second-class citizenship.
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Every body about me seem'd happy but every body seem'd in a hurry to be happy somewhere else.
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Noble character is best appreciated in those ages in which it can most readily develop.
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There's so much hate that we direct externally that we forget we have our own psychos. But that's the role of the satirist - you have to examine your own country and say, 'look!'
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Each of the bracelets I wear is from a long trip I've taken. One is from Nicaragua. One is from Nepal. One is from Guatemala. One is from Laos. They don't come off. I walk into a lot of very high-level boardrooms now, and I present to distinguished conferences, but these bracelets remind me of the places I've been and the people I've met.
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Sleep is the best meditation.
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I work in my attic, and the view is next door's chimney stack.
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All over London as one walks, one everywhere, in the season, sees oranges to sell; and they are in general sold tolerably cheap, one and even sometimes two for a halfpenny; or, in our money, threepence.
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I never drink anything hot; I don't like hot drinks, very strange.
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Selectors can't please everyone, but I am OK if they are working for the benefit of Indian cricket. It's an administrative decision to appoint a selection committee, and I would like to let them do their job.
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If you have a great-sounding guitar that's a quality instrument and a good amp, and you know how to make the guitar talk, that's the key. It starts with the guitar and knowing what it should sound and feel like.
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Of course it's fantastic to have bands formed in garages, but there is a market for other types of music.
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I had seen the ballet of 'Swan Lake' as a child but it was as an adult, when I saw a production featuring Erik Bruhn, that I first noticed how significant a part the ever-present threat of violence played. This juxtaposition of great beauty and grace with a backdrop of pure evil stayed with me for years.
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A film set is the most comfortable place I could be in the world; that's what I know.
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The test of good manners is to be able to put up pleasantly with bad ones.
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As a species, we can at times be dimwitted and cruel. But we're also capable of learning.
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High status males had multiple wives or additional mating opportunities in the ancestral environment.
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Never assume you understand. Ask the questions.
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The great thing about this town hall format is that it allows us to hear what's on the minds of Americans. Tonight, it was clear - voters have quite a few questions about the direction in which the current administration is headed.
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The people who were against the Vietnam War thought I was attacking the Army. The guys in the Army thought I was representing their experiences. I was on both sides, and I survived.
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Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate.