Jean Kerr Quotes
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The most important thing about me is that I am a Catholic. It's a superstructure within which you can work, like a sonnet.
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You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.
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Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.
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Children are different—mentally, physically, spiritually, quantitatively, qualitatively; and furthermore, they're all a little bit nuts.
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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
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Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.
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Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.
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I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
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A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.
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Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
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Movie actors are just ordinary mixed-up people—with agents.
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When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales', they don't necessary think of chairs.
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Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
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Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living.
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
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I will read anything rather than work.
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If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.
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A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
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I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.
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The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
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Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.
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If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.
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I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
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One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.