Jeff Dunham Quotes
A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.
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I don't know how much the economy has changed since Jonathan Swift's 'A Modest Proposal.'
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When you're younger they always try to get you to do every ninny role that's going.
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My best work is often almost unconscious and occurs ahead of my ability to understand it.
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I'm extremely particular how my look should be in a film.
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When you come across someone colorful and vibrant maybe in the present it isn't so interesting, but, in the past, it sheds a wonderful light onto living life.
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If I have a bad shooting day, my dad will take me to the gym.
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I've always loved fashion and, of course, enjoyed my experiences walking on runways, but I love watching the shows as well! Now I understand more why it's such a big deal for the industry and why people work so hard before and during fashion weeks. It's interesting to see the same things from a different angle.
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I played a lot of keyboards, but I really wanted to produce the sound that was in my head that I was trying to emulate on the keys. I wanted to do it for real. And it makes me look at the keys in a different way. So it's like I'm looking at the guitar and bass more like meat and potatoes and keys like coloring over top of it, you know.
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Beware of politicians who tell you they'll do all these wonderful things for you for only a small tax increase. Those tax increases are never as small as you might imagine, and the benefits are always smaller than promised and/or imagined.
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The Make in India campaign has taken off and is backed with skill development. It is going to open new vistas for employment for the youth.
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Our religious belief usurps the place of our sensations, our imaginations of our judgment. We no longer look to actions, trace their consequences, and then deduce the rule; we first make the rule, and then, right or wrong, force the action to square with it.
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What's important to me is people just being people.
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I have found, unfortunately, that if I take on too many projects at one time, there is a higher probability of those projects sucking.
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I love rock music, I love country music - I love all music, let's be honest!
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One of the nice things about writing is you can take essentially painful things in your life and turn them into something that might be useful, or at least entertaining, to somebody else.
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I'm also working with Mrs. Bush on some education projects in Afghanistan, so I get to see her a great deal.
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I do love video games. But after a while, you feel like you really need to get up and do something.
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God will not have his work made manifest by cowards
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In the garden of gentle sanity, May you be bombarded by coconuts of wakefulness.
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Apple is a unique company in that the art and the science sit together very nicely. There's an appreciation for both sides of the brain.
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My foster parents were very religious. They told me that they had not decided to take me in, rather that it was God that had decided it for them.
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Think about it - pro wrestling as an Olympic sport would be pretty cool. Look at figure skating or gymnastics - what is it? It's a choreographed performance that is judged.
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Here is Mike Wallace, who is visible to the public, and I have been watching him since the early '50s. Smoking up a storm and insulting his guests and being absolutely wonderfully evil and charming too.
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A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.
