Jeff Dunham Quotes
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Right now, I'm not really thinking about marriage.
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An efficient government is dangerous in the hands of the wrong man. Sadly, the right sort of man never seems interested in the job.
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We, too, must change as circumstances evolve.
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Often you see big companies, big banks who are eager to embrace crushing regulatory burdens because they drive up everyone's costs.
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I put my thoughts in a book, which must mean I don't want anyone to read them.
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I hope that anyone I worked with wouldn't exploit our relationship.
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Fundamentalism - of any variety - is a form of illiteracy, in that it asserts that it is necessary to read only one book.
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I love how, when you're a teenager, you're really opinionated, you're really right, you can't be wrong, and you don't know any better.
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Mental health can improve overall well-being and prevent other illnesses. And since mental health problems have a serious economic impact on vulnerable communities, making them a priority can save lives and markedly improve people's quality of life.
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The way I like to start a new project is to take a cover song and make a stab at it, ideally one that has nothing to do with the people in the room.
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Isolation is a big part of songwriting.
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I mean, any movie or story that makes you accept and be grateful for something about your life is doing something right.
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I move around, like a true Kazakh nomad.
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Life and death are one thread, the same line viewed from different sides.
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The fact of being an underdog changes people in ways that we often fail to appreciate. It opens doors and creates opportunities and enlightens and permits things that might otherwise have seemed unthinkable.
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Today what is more important for me is performance. At the risk of sounding immodest, I have done it all - 61 movies over 12 years. But now I am looking for quality. It's easy to be a star. Now I want to be an actress.
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Angels are like diamonds. They can't be made, you have to find them. Each one is unique.
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The Palestinians are the only nation in the world that feels with certainty that today is better than what the days ahead will hold. Tomorrow always heralds a worse situation.
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Since there are only so many ways to kill a person, a good portion of homicides look pretty much alike.
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I know a good many people, I think, who are bigots, and who know they are bigots, and are sorry for it, but they dare not be anything else.
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God has entrusted me with myself. No man is free who is not master of himself. A man should so live that his happiness shall depend as little as possible on external things. The world turns aside to let any man pass who knows where he is going.
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I have bought golden opinions from all sorts of people.
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Information is light. Information in itself, about anything, is light.
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I try to make the majority of my audience laugh.
