Jeff Dunham Quotes
I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny.
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Mundra Port remains committed towards setting up of world-class port infrastructure and facilities in India.
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I love playing live, I don't like studios all that much. I need the reaction of the audience.
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I was a go-go dancer at the Dom on East 10th Street in NYC. This was a glittering ballroom over Stanley's Bar. 1965.
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Some people ask me, Do they put aging makeup on you? It's just this very nice street makeup.
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I'm a wuss - a complete wuss!
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The moment you give up your principles, and your values, you are dead, your culture is dead, your civilization is dead. Period.
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All I wanted to do was be a working actor.
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When I find the right information, the Web is a blessing; when I don't, it's a distraction.
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I did an 'Our Town' in San Diego in the seventies with amateurs that I can tear up just thinking about.
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I make a living playing rock n' roll. I'm not going to complain about anything.
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The intensity of being in front of all these incredible musicians and tremendous conductors in these elaborate halls can be overwhelming.
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On my first day at Yale Law School, there were posters in the hallways announcing an event with Tony Blair, the former British prime minister. I couldn't believe it: Tony Blair was speaking to a room of a few dozen students? If he came to Ohio State, he would have filled an auditorium of a thousand people.
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Our deals and performance speak for themselves. And whoever doesn't feel comfortable investing with us will not.
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I kinda like the idea of having an album that's all me.
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I went through a lot of phases and studied many religions. I am not into religion, I am spiritual.
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From a social networking point of view, Pakistan is not very far away.
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The F-22 is a shameful, disgraceful boondoggle and it revolts me.
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A love of books, of holding a book, turning its pages, looking at its pictures, and living its fascinating stories goes hand-in-hand with a love of learning.
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It's not only imagination, it's the distortion of the vision. You suddenly think, This person is idealistic, this person is strong, this person has dreams, when you know better most of the time. You put what you want to see on people.
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If my daughter has a bad dream and wants to get into my bed, I'm a sucker for her sweet face and warm body next to mine, so I let her jump in. I should tell her to go to bed, but secretly I love it.
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Competing in junior fencing requires lessons, equipment, and travel that may cost hundreds or even thousands of dollars a month, keeping talented athletes from wielding sabers or masks.
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The people who know me do not ask me about the next book or how it's going. They ask, 'Jason, are you sleeping?' because they know my brain will not shut down.
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I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny.
