Jeff Dunham Quotes
I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny.
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Mundra Port remains committed towards setting up of world-class port infrastructure and facilities in India.
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I love playing live, I don't like studios all that much. I need the reaction of the audience.
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I was a go-go dancer at the Dom on East 10th Street in NYC. This was a glittering ballroom over Stanley's Bar. 1965.
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Some people ask me, Do they put aging makeup on you? It's just this very nice street makeup.
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I'm a wuss - a complete wuss!
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The moment you give up your principles, and your values, you are dead, your culture is dead, your civilization is dead. Period.
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When I find the right information, the Web is a blessing; when I don't, it's a distraction.
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I make a living playing rock n' roll. I'm not going to complain about anything.
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The intensity of being in front of all these incredible musicians and tremendous conductors in these elaborate halls can be overwhelming.
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On my first day at Yale Law School, there were posters in the hallways announcing an event with Tony Blair, the former British prime minister. I couldn't believe it: Tony Blair was speaking to a room of a few dozen students? If he came to Ohio State, he would have filled an auditorium of a thousand people.
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Our deals and performance speak for themselves. And whoever doesn't feel comfortable investing with us will not.
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I kinda like the idea of having an album that's all me.
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I went through a lot of phases and studied many religions. I am not into religion, I am spiritual.
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From a social networking point of view, Pakistan is not very far away.
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The F-22 is a shameful, disgraceful boondoggle and it revolts me.
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Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not.
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The music business is a crazy game, especially for somebody like me who is really a purist about the art. Trying to balance the pressures of commercialism, it's a tightrope. It's a fine line between sticking to your guns and insanity.
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Whom am I going to trust if I have to back again.
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Since the age of 14, I have littered – excuse me, adorned – the Internet with Taylor Swift analyses.
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You just have to know that there's people watching you, and you've got to be a positive role model and not put yourself in bad situations.
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I am not going to condemn anybody. That's where religion gets a bad name, when people get holier than thou. We are all human. If my children make a mistake, I want them to know it is all right and they should try harder next time.
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People could connect with me... I think the appeal was that, "Here he is, he's just a normal guy like us, and he's giving it his all".
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I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny.
