Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

People always ask me, 'Did you see Larry's latest movie?' I always say, 'No, but I flushed a ten dollar bill down the toilet, so I feel like I've seen it.'

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• I grew up watching 'Raging Bull.'

  

  Vincent Cassel
  • Up
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• Forget mung beans' reputation as healthy yet bland - used right, they soak up loads of flavour.

  

  Yotam Ottolenghi
  • Up
  • Forget
  • Healthy

• I don't know what it is about me. I don't know if there's something strange... but I continue to play aliens, so there's obviously something there.

  

  Laura Vandervoort
  • Know
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• I come from a family of refugees. I'm used to surviving and going with the flow, and what happened to me was just life.

  

  Yasmine Al Masri
  • Life
  • Family
  • Surviving

• We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away.

  

  Walker Percy
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• The important thing is not what they think of me, but what I think of them.

  

  Queen Victoria
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• There's nothing called a perfect pick-up line. Men always have to face the risk of rejection.

  

  Kabir Bedi
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• I have a great office.

  

  R. L. Stine
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• I don't have a fear of aging or a fear of death.

  

  S. Jay Olshansky
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• If cattle and horses, or lions, had hands, or were able to draw with their feet and produce the works which men do, horses would draw the forms of gods like horses, and cattle like cattle, and they would make the gods' bodies the same shape as their own.

  

  Xenophanes
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• I've always been about how will digital be transforming established businesses, and that's what I've done.

  

  Laura Lang
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  • Digital

• I'd probably describe my sense of humor as 'twisted,' I guess. It's not hard to make me laugh, especially when I'm surrounded by my close friends, especially my bandmates.

  

  Mac DeMarco
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• Any woman who diets all the time can't help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

  

  Zsa Zsa Gabor
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• In Sierra Leone last year there was just the two of us hanging out of a helicopter and, when we were in Bosnia, I drove an armoured vehicle, thousands of miles.

  

  Kate Adie
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• Broader social concerns within Muslim communities, such as discrimination, integration or socio-economic disadvantages, should be treated distinctively and not as part of counterterrorism agenda, which has been counter-productive.

  

  Maajid Nawaz
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• I do not believe in abortion at will. I do not believe that if a woman just wants to have an abortion she should... I do believe if you have an abortion you are committing murder.

  

  Nancy Reagan
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• If India has to achieve exponential growth, it would have to be on the back of strong growth in the manufacturing sector.

  

  Baba Kalyani
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• I never met a woman I didn't like. I love 'em all, in their different ways.

  

  B. B. King
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• I can get where some scientists would say comedians are crazy. What you have to understand: A lot of comedians are dealing with a dark passion. A lot of these are guys coming from a tumultuous life, including myself. Some people need outlets, a way to express yourself.

  

  Kevin Hart
  • People
  • Life
  • Passion

• I've never been too afraid of what other people have said, especially when I was younger, but I suppose that was the arrogance of youth.

  

  Francesca Annis
  • People
  • Youth
  • Arrogance

• For me to be a billion-dollar author, I need to have people buying my books at Wal-Mart.

  

  Amanda Hocking
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• It's not that I don't want to do commercial films, but if my part is just to look pretty, I'm not up for it. I'd do a role that expresses something. It's not that I don't want to look good, but give me a part where I have scope to perform.

  

  Disha Patani
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• There's a hell of a lot of freedom in this rock and roll circus... it's where all the freaks go - it's the environment for me.

  

  Brian Molko Placebo
  • Freedom
  • Rock
  • Environment

• People always ask me, 'Did you see Larry's latest movie?' I always say, 'No, but I flushed a ten dollar bill down the toilet, so I feel like I've seen it.'

  

  Jeff Foxworthy
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