Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
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The war on drugs has made government more powerful, citizens less free, and hasn't helped users or addicts.
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I learn something not because I have to, but because I really want to. That's the same view I have for performing. I'm performing because I really want to, not because I have to bring bread back home.
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When you make a commitment to a relationship, you invest your attention and energy in it more profoundly because you now experience ownership of that relationship.
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I hope to instill, in every child I meet, my love and enthusiasm for reading and stories.
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But the Wisdom of God, which is His only-begotten Son, being in all respects incapable of change or alteration, and every good quality in Him being essential, and such as cannot be changed and converted, His glory is therefore declared to be pure and sincere.
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I use debit cards for everyday purchases, as I don't believe in credit cards. But this has caused problems, especially with American touring, because I refuse to have a credit card - and in America you can't pay for anything on a debit card.
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Well, I'm not a critic, I'm just a worker. So, I'm always grateful for anything the critics say - good or bad.
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Dear sisters and brothers, we realize the importance of light when we see darkness.
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When it comes to memoir, we want to catch the author in a lie. When we read fiction, we want to catch the author telling the truth.
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I don't really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I've always wanted to make people happy.
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Now there is one outstandingly important fact regarding Spaceship Earth, and that is that no instruction book came with it.
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I never pass up the chance to shop at vintage stores.
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The reward of a thing well done is having done it.
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Usually, if you see the environment destroyed, it’s not because that's necessary for development. It's usually because we're being lazy, and we're not being as creative as we could be about how to do it in a smarter, sustainable way.
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If all I cared about was me, I could make a million. And that's what they will never understand.
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I was weeping because Richard Parker left me so unceremoniously. What a terrible thing it is to botch the farewell. I am a person who believes in form, in the harmony of order. Where we can, we must give things meaningful shape.
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Revere thyself, and yet thyself despise.
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I'm one of those people who has to write. If I don't write, I feel itchy and depressed and cranky. So everybody's glad when I write and stop complaining already.
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Change your plate. Change your fate.
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In the world's history certain inventions and discoveries occurred, of peculiar value, on account of their great efficiency in facilitating all other inventions and discoveries. Of these were the art of writing and of printing - the discovery of America, and the introduction of Patent-laws. The date of the first ... is unknown; but it certainly was as much as fifteen hundred years before the Christian era; the second-printing-came in 1436, or nearly three thousand years after the first. The others followed more rapidly - the discovery of America in 1492, and the first patent laws in 1624.
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We started our band in a garage when we were 15.
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London, from the architecture to the culture to the fashion to the accents, feels like it's a special place.
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Even though I smoke, just because I'm a dumbass doesn't mean anyone else has to be.
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What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.
