Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.
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What is more important? What the members of a politicised tribunal say, or what the citizens vote for? For me, it is clear.
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I think I hid my singing talent from a lot of my friends at school because I didn't want to alienate anyone. If everyone was singing along in the car to a Madonna song, I didn't join in because when we're younger we're afraid of sticking out or showing off, when in fact we should own those things that make us really unique.
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My view is pensioners don't have the one option that people of working age have. They can't really increase their income, because they are no longer able to work.
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I don't wear a lot of color because I live in New York, and I'm sort of color-blind, so colors don't match to me a lot of the times, and it makes me anxious. So I'll always defer back to black.
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Acting is doing. It's not speaking; it's behavior. It's something happening, even if you're only listening.
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I think it's time we all agree that gender stereotypes are simply the confabulation of our own mind.
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I make a lot of money and I'm worth every cent.
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Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
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My husband and I were married in May 2007 on a sprawling rent-a-ranch in the Texas Hill Country. On the drive from Houston, we'd stopped off for our marriage license in the former produce aisle of a Winn Dixie-turned-courthouse in San Marcos and from there drove off the grid.
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I'm actually not on Twitter.
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Many use Rs 500 and Rs 1,000 notes for daily transactions like going to theatres, malls, and trading purpose. People like these are unnecessarily put to inconvenience.
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I really love Alexa Chung's style. I really think she gets it right all the time. I've never seen a picture of her where I didn't love the outfit.
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I've got great people who handle my schedule, and everything does revolve around the children. If there's a parents' night or an Easter bonnet parade or a Nativity play, whatever it might be, then I plan everything around that.
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You're miserable, edgy and tired. You're in the perfect mood for journalism.
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People's dreams are made out of what they do all day. The same way a dog that runs after rabbits will dream of rabbits. It's what you do that makes your soul, not the other way around.
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Early Islam was a time of great creativity. Scholars excelled in sciences and literature.
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I feel like I was in the last graduating class of commercial actors.
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Four-fifths of all our troubles would disappear, if we would only sit down and keep still.
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It's not rocket science: The best ads tell great stories. They look and feel like the content you're already consuming. They invite you in. They make you laugh. They teach you something. They also sell.
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It is in Toyota's DNA that mistakes made once will not be repeated.
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My parents aren't married. And one of the reasons why they never got married is because they had been married before, and they liked it the way it was. They didn't feel like they needed a piece of paper to be committed. So for me, I know that marriage is not a golden ticket.
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The church may go through her dark ages, but Christ is with her in the midnight; she may pass through her fiery furnace, but Christ is in the midst of the flame with her.
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My wife determined that my genius should prevail, and that my final success as an ornithologist should be triumphant.
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You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.
