Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.
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Nothing is over and done with. Nothing. Not even your malice.
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Honesty will never break you.
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Every debate in Washington is about how much to increase spending - a little or a lot.
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I don't think it is just in the world of politics. The lack of civility in society as a whole, some of it, I believe, is very much fueled by social media and frankly, it's fueled by the fact that journalism is not journalism any more.
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We care about margins.
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To me hair dressing means shape. It's very important that the foundations should be right.
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Usually, it's the guys who want to get better so they can get more playing time who are always in the gym.
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A good opening and a good ending make for a good film provide they come close together.
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I said to Ruth Rendell, 'When you've written as many books as you have, it's easier.' She said, 'No dear, it gets harder'.
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They thought we were going to hurt the game, but we just wanted to help ourselves, because the players needed to get together to protect their interests.
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I really want to play a superhero. I want to take the role-model thing up a notch. I've always been a fan of movies and TV, and to be able to play the ultimate TV superhero would be awesome.
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On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.
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A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
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Beauty is an asset, just like physical prowess, charisma, brains or emotional intelligence. The key with any gift is in the way that you use it. It doesn't define you as a person. Rather, it's an asset to be used judiciously and with an understanding of how it is just a small part of who you are.
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In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
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The immigration issue is, I recognize, one that generates a lot of passion, but it does not make sense for us to want to push talent out.
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One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.
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I can walk into a bookshop and point out a number of books that I find very unattractive in what they say. But it doesn't occur to me to burn the bookshop down. If you don't like a book, read another book. If you start reading a book and you decide you don't like it, nobody is telling you to finish it.
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Every time you go for more competition, some people don't like it, but that's the way it is.
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Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.
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I lost a girlfriend when I was in my 30s. She was 46. It all sounds so trite, but I put a Post-it on my dressing-room wall. It said, 'The past is history. The future is a mystery. This moment is a gift, which is why it's called the present.'
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That's all TV acting is. Like, let me find my mark and seem like I'm still acting. Sometimes they'll put sandbags there, but then it's even funnier because you're walking and you're, like, stepping into sandbags, so now you look like you're having a seizure.
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Prediction is a mug's game, but taking the side of water polluters has not been a winning political strategy for 50 years. Presidents Reagan, Bush I, and Bush II all undertook to weaken water regulations in the name of economic growth. They left office; the regulations remained.
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I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.
