Jeff Garlin Quotes
I don't think I'm ever going to retire from stand-up, but what I have retired from is working the road every week.
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Sometimes when I'm going to the supermarket to get the coffee and cat litter, I get freaked out and see all these people staring, and you turn around and there's, like, 40 people all looking at you... and when you go around the corner, they're all following you! You start freaking out like a trapped animal.
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What novels do that biographies don't is get at truths by penetrating the facts, by going deeper to what's underneath fact, through invention.
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In a family of all girls, I was always the 'boy' in my mind - the protector, the masculine one. No one would ever have to worry about me.
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Being American and being an outsider at the same time, it's a perspective I often bring to a character.
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I never thought I'd be in a position where people would be talking about my sexuality and saying how good I look in underwear.
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Poverty is an anomaly to rich people; it is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell.
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The men and women of my generation are heirs to that great collective success which has been admired worldwide and of which we are so proud. It is now up to us to pass it on to the coming generations.
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There are so many figures in our history that did not believe they could make a change, and they did.
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It's become a habit to make films where the father is absent. My father impresses me, but the father figure does not.
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You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do.
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The 'chinked out' style is a school of hip hop - that's the way I like to think of it - that incorporates Chinese elements and sounds.
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The fact is, it's hard to release movies.
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I don't prepare myself for a specific fighter. I don't choose a fight to prepare myself for another fighter.
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I'm one of those fellows so frightened of driving that I go 80 miles an hour - and the more frightened I get, the faster I go.
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L.A. is so big that if you don't actually live in Hollywood, you might as well be from a different planet.
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Enthusiasm is the greatest asset you can possess, for it can take you further than money, power or influence.
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I came from a wealthy family. I made over my share of the estate to various charities.
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There are two kinds of success. One is musical or artistic and the other is commercial.
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I think traveling made me who I am. When I was 16, I was an exchange student in England, and that was the year that I kind of feel like I was on the road going one direction in life, and it just kind of shifted me over, and I finished high school, and I went traveling for three more years instead of going to college.
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I run the 'Actors Studio' on the West Cost. I'm artistic director of that.
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I like to get up early in the morning and run.
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I feel like my best music is still ahead of me, and I can't wait for everyone to hear it.
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You question yourself all the time as a footballer. You have to focus on the positives.
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I don't think I'm ever going to retire from stand-up, but what I have retired from is working the road every week.
