Jeff Garlin Quotes
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I'm excited to join the StyleHaul community and bring new content to my fans.
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I want to be the defensive player to break the MVP barrier. I want to break barriers. I want to do things when people tell me I can't.
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For the longest time, my older brother told me he was teaching me self-defense, but now that I'm grown up, I realize he was just practicing his martial arts on me.
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All great rebellions are born of private acts of civil disobedience that inspire rebel bands to plot together.
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My mother always told me if you write about life, you will always be in the game. Just don't write songs... write life. I decided to take her up on that.
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But more than anything I kind of pride myself in continuing the process that we're trying to accomplish, and that's just to get better and work on my fundamentals. So that's been kind of in the theme now for a couple years and we stuck with it and that's kind of what I want to keep doing.
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It's kind of a tradition that you get a rookie, put him in the middle, wrap your arms and legs around him, then douse him with everything you can get a hold of - shaving cream, ketchup, mustard, everything. It's kind of like a pie in the face after a guy is successful.
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Brussels' stance against Poland is not just... they should give more respect to the Poles.
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Some ticket buyers think they don't like Jews.
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More than 25 miles off the coast of Massachusetts and only 14 miles long, Nantucket is, as Herman Melville wrote in 'Moby-Dick,' 'away off shore.'
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Only in a concert situation do I have access to people directly to preach to them, and I don't believe that the bigger your platform is, the more people will pay attention.
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Every child has a right to learn in an environment that is safe.
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You don't find out who you are unless you work at it.
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I'll never look down on and I love running into actors who say 'Oh yeah, I did a soap.' I say 'Tell me which one!' It's like being a member of a secret society.
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People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid.
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Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
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That was the year the British decided to get out and sell everything. So I immediately held an election. I knew the people will be dead scared. And I won my bet big-time.
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Business models and value propositions expire like a yogurt in the fridge.
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The rules of wildlife are simple and clear, which is not the case for men.
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Fur is my default, my indulgence. All human beings and myself have a lot of defaults. Many indulgences.
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We had this budding baby band going and we hadn't reached that development we wanted to reach before we got signed to a major label.
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The good is the enemy of the best.
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I called a bunch of the restaurants in my neighborhood that I had assumed served all-organic food, and so many didn't!
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I do love directing. It's probably my favorite thing that I do.
