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You don't mess with Oprah. She has enough money in her left pocket to have me killed.
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Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on.
Jeff Ross
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Comedians second-guessing themselves is scary. Poor taste is not a crime and we can't forget that.
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Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are heroes to so many. That might be part of it.
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Nobody likes a bad sport, no matter what the circumstances are.
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Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.
Jeff Ross -
I think it's important for comedians to do our little part. I don't do it carelessly. I do it thoughtfully. I don't try to just shock. I try to make a statement.
Jeff Ross