Jeffrey Gitomer Quotes
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I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon as I done it I seen it.
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Whether I sound like Sammy or not is purely coincidence. You have got to hand it to him, he sings his ass off. There is no moss on that stone.
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I always had the theory that the most important thing is be happy, enjoy what are you doing, and be fresh mentally.
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I don't like to post fresh standup material, because I want to use it in a special. The stuff I like to post online I like to be off-the-cuff moments.
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I know there is pain when sawmills close and people lose jobs, but we have to make a choice. We need water and we need these forests.
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I'm having a great time. It's like I'm on some ridiculous big roller coaster not knowing what's happening next, but just having a great time on the ride.
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I've always taken direction pretty well.
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To return after long years of painful absence to some place which has been the scene of our former joys, and whence the force of circumstance, and not choice, has driven us, is oppressive to the heart.
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I actually find a lot of parallels in jazz and cartooning.
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Maybe when my kids are grown up, I can go back to Broadway. It would be great someday, I suppose.
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I always was getting into trouble some way, because I was really good at lying when I was a kid.
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I was one of the only ones there interested in acting. You find when you're doing school plays that a lot of people there were on punishment, or something.
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I'd like to do a romantic comedy.
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I really loved the 'Sopranos' but didn't have HBO. So someone would send me tapes of the show with three or four episodes. I would watch one episode and go: 'Oh my God, I've got to watch one more.' I'd watch the whole tape and champ at the bit for the next one.
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To me, the European Union says there is a charter that protects you; you have fundamental rights, and they are staying silent when they are violating my fundamental rights.
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The Soviet constitution guarantees everyone a job. A pretty scary idea, I'd say.
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By attending to the conscious part of ourselves, we contribute to the peace of others as well as ourselves.
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There are ideas within Buddhism that are so incredible as to render the dogma of the virgin birth plausible by comparison.
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The government of the Union, though limited in its powers, is supreme within its sphere of action, and its laws, when made in pursuance of the constitution, form the supreme law of the land.
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We ought not to criticize, explain, or judge the Scriptures by our mere reason, but diligently, with prayer, meditate thereon, and seek their meaning.
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The life of man in this world is like the life of a fly in a room filled with 100 boys, each armed with a fly-swatter.
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We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves.
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If you want to be the best salesperson, first you must be the best person.
