Jeffrey Gitomer Quotes
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I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon as I done it I seen it.
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Whether I sound like Sammy or not is purely coincidence. You have got to hand it to him, he sings his ass off. There is no moss on that stone.
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I always had the theory that the most important thing is be happy, enjoy what are you doing, and be fresh mentally.
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I don't like to post fresh standup material, because I want to use it in a special. The stuff I like to post online I like to be off-the-cuff moments.
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I know there is pain when sawmills close and people lose jobs, but we have to make a choice. We need water and we need these forests.
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I'm having a great time. It's like I'm on some ridiculous big roller coaster not knowing what's happening next, but just having a great time on the ride.
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I've always taken direction pretty well.
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To return after long years of painful absence to some place which has been the scene of our former joys, and whence the force of circumstance, and not choice, has driven us, is oppressive to the heart.
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I actually find a lot of parallels in jazz and cartooning.
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Maybe when my kids are grown up, I can go back to Broadway. It would be great someday, I suppose.
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I always was getting into trouble some way, because I was really good at lying when I was a kid.
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I was one of the only ones there interested in acting. You find when you're doing school plays that a lot of people there were on punishment, or something.
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I really loved the 'Sopranos' but didn't have HBO. So someone would send me tapes of the show with three or four episodes. I would watch one episode and go: 'Oh my God, I've got to watch one more.' I'd watch the whole tape and champ at the bit for the next one.
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To me, the European Union says there is a charter that protects you; you have fundamental rights, and they are staying silent when they are violating my fundamental rights.
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The Soviet constitution guarantees everyone a job. A pretty scary idea, I'd say.
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By attending to the conscious part of ourselves, we contribute to the peace of others as well as ourselves.
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There are ideas within Buddhism that are so incredible as to render the dogma of the virgin birth plausible by comparison.
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Since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else,'cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt.
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I do a lot of stairs, a lot of planks, a lot of squats, a lot of treadmill, a lot of screaming - and I do it four times a week.
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I'm tired of being the bad guy all the time, saying 'no' to people I like.
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I didn't eat for two days when Bill Clinton won, but after Obama's election, I was genuinely depressed.
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When I said that I make out with dudes, there was a slight sense of sexual rebellion in that. And I probably even made it a bigger deal than it was.
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If you want to be the best salesperson, first you must be the best person.
