Jennifer Coolidge Quotes

I think I'm comedy-attractive, but it's never gonna be me and Charlize Theron up there.

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• The symbolic power of Barack Obama's presidency - that whiteness was no longer strong enough to prevent peons taking up residence in the castle - assaulted the most deeply rooted notions of white supremacy and instilled fear in its adherents and beneficiaries.

  

  Ta-Nehisi Coates
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  • Power
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• On the Left, the best and brightest go into politics - Barack Obama is the epitome of the perfect leftist. On the Right, the best and brightest go make money. Very few conservatives want to endure all the nonsense you have to put up with to run for office.

  

  Ted Cruz
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  • Money
  • Perfect

• I'm the youngest of four, but my closest sibling is 10 years older. I had a lot of imagination. I was running around playing little games by myself. But I never thought I was going to be an actor.

  

  Daniel Breaker
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  • Myself
  • Imagination

• I don't want to be a grown-up anymore; it's hard!

  

  Maddie Hasson
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  • Want
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• I grew up, until age 6, in Chicago. My parents rented their apartment and, at the end of the Depression, my parents wanted to replicate that situation. So, again, we lived in a somewhat suburban setting outside of New York City, and again, they rented.

  

  Edmund Phelps
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  • Age
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• I do know that you have to choose between the logic of reconciliation and the logic of justice. Pure justice leads to new civil war. I prefer the negotiable revolution.

  

  Adam Michnik
  • War
  • Justice
  • Revolution

• I woke up this morning, and I still don't believe I won the Daytona 500.

  

  Dale Earnhardt
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  • Believe
  • Morning

• I'm organized, but receipts tend to mess up my system. They're barbarians! So I store them in a notepad.

  

  Lake Bell
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  • System
  • Mess

• You don't want to love - your eternal and abnormal craving is to be loved. You aren't positive, you're negative. You absorb, absorb, as if you must fill yourself up with love, because you've got a shortage somewhere.

  

  D. H. Lawrence
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  • Love
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• I dreaded having a boring life when I grew up. And I certainly can't complain about being bored.

  

  Ina May Gaskin
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  • Bored

• The '90s was a decade of mundane market-consumer nothingness where there was nothing coming up from the streets; you just had someone in an office deciding what was cool.

  

  Irvine Welsh
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  • You
  • Cool

• I'm this overachiever type, I'll just work and work and I'll just do it over and over and over again.

  

  Venus Williams
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  • Over
  • Just Do It

• Some actors get fired up by the sound of the audience. I just want to retreat.

  

  Francesca Annis
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  • Want
  • Audience

• I grew up kind of a tomboy and I used to fight with all the neighborhood boys.

  

  Edie Falco
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  • Kind
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• For a band like us tracklisting is a massive, massive task.

  

  Ed O'Brien Radiohead
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• 'Outlander' is filmed mostly around Glasgow and the central belt of Scotland, so it's lovely for me because I get to go up and spend time in the place that I lived for three years. I've got a bunch of friends in the cast because a lot of them studied at the same college as I did, and I get to see my family, most of whom now live in Scotland.

  

  Laura Donnelly
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  • Time
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• If I have a choice between looking something up and making it up, I'll make it up every time.

  

  W. P. Kinsella
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  • Time
  • Choice

• I really built myself up, darn it, to be very strong.

  

  Barbara Bush
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  • Strong
  • Myself

• Family law is institutionally anti-male. I've been lobbying MPs, and I'm not going to give up campaigning for equality until I get equality.

  

  Louis de Bernieres
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  • Family
  • Law

• Sharpe had no thought of deserting now, for now he was about to fight. If there was any one good reason to join the army, it was to fight. Not to hurry up and do nothing, but to fight the King's enemies, and this enemy had been shocked by the awful violence of the close-range volley and now they stared in horror as the redcoats screamed and ran toward them.

  

  Bernard Cornwell
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  • Good
  • Violence

• It's doubtful that any fiction worth reading has been produced on a computer running Windows Vista.

  

  Lynn Coady
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• Farm policy, although it's complex, can be explained. What it can't be is believed. No cheating spouse, no teen with a wrecked family car, no mayor of Washington, D.C., videotaped in flagrante delicto has ever come up with anything as farfetched as U.S. farm policy.

  

  P. J. O'Rourke
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  • Family
  • Car

• There are enough negative images of Black women out there and I did not want to portray Dorothy Vaughn in any stereotype. I wanted to make sure that her integrity was preserved.

  

  Octavia Spencer
  • Women
  • Black
  • Integrity

• I think I'm comedy-attractive, but it's never gonna be me and Charlize Theron up there.

  

  Jennifer Coolidge
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  • Comedy