Jerrod Carmichael Quotes
I work by instinct. You never hear anything new; when you hear advice that makes sense, it's something you already know.

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I get recognized so much. It happens mostly when I'm in Starbucks.
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I've always been proud that my name stands for peace.
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I think all politicians lie.
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How do you play 'righteous'? Do you just kind of stand up straighter? What does that mean as an actor? You don't really play a quality.
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Sometimes there's a snobbery among literary types that these people don't really get it, but in a lot of ways they get it more than the literati. There's a culture in the background that they understand and know. They get that deeper level.
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Privacy is not explicitly spelled out in the Constitution as freedom of speech is in the First Amendment.
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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
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The only person I'd cry if I met would be Beyonce.
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I've always found that no matter how much you spend on a movie - you can spend sixty dollars or sixty million dollars - if the movie's good, it's good.
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As long as people have been making little people, they've wanted to know how not to.
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My grandmother impressed upon me the importance of family, and my grandfather encouraged my hunger for learning.
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My original project was called 'The Wheel'; there's a record out there called 'Desire & The Dissolving Man,' 'The Memory Of Loss' as well. There's also 'Falling Faster Than You Can Run,' also 'Closer'; all of that's on our website.
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You win as a team, you lose as a team, you also do so many things together.
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I just want to show the fans my big smile and play the game that I love.
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If I can save one kid's life, for me, it's absolutely worth it.
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Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice.
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I am all for everyone having a voice; I just don't think everyone has earned the microphone. And that's what the Internet has done.
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People would pay money to work at CNN.
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I lost a lot of friends at the hands of the British Army. The person who actually introduced me to my wife, Colm Keenan, was murdered by the British Army. He was a member of the IRA, but he was unarmed.
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Pandemonium did not reign; it poured.
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There weren't roles for females in comedies for a really long time.
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I think we need to insist on a certain responsibility, which people have - particularly those who have made it into the ranks of the middle class because as [ Martin Luther] King said many years ago in a sense they have climbed out of the masses on the shoulders of their sisters and brothers and therefore, they do have some responsibility.
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People think that if you've written a book and somebody's given you a pat on the back then, you know, it's all - you're all settled, you know? You're going to be fine. I know that if I'm not confused, and really afraid, my work isn't going to be any good.
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I work by instinct. You never hear anything new; when you hear advice that makes sense, it's something you already know.