Jesse Eisenberg Quotes
I have an iPad and I watch three things: 'The Daily Show,' '60 Minutes,' and 'Meet the Press.'

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I think film writing, you're thinking in pictures, and stage writing, you're thinking in dialogue. In film writing, it's also, you only get so many words, so everything has to earn its place in a really economical way. I think for stage writing, you have more leeway.
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Given that external reality is a fiction, the writer's role is almost superfluous. He does not need to invent the fiction because it is already there.
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We're trying to always expand Smosh and make Smosh a big thing.
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I've only chosen films that offered me something concrete, even if it is less than what I get to do in the South.
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Since I played a warrior in 'Magadheera,' my character sported shoulder-length hair and a thick beard.
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Life started getting good when I started making money.
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I approve of anyone wearing what the establishment says you must not wear.
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After becoming deaf, I realized that I'd better get an education if I was ever to do anything with my life.
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I can flip my tongue over. Only one in 10,000 people can. I learned that at Ripley's Believe It or Not!
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My experience is that's rare - that you have a script that is... what they call 'film-ready.'
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I wish I could have won a lot more tournaments, but I got injured every time I played well.
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I saw 'The Artist.' It's really beautiful and it's all done to the letter with all the silent film techniques. The costumes were amazing and the dog is so good.
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My function as a writer is to provide an atmosphere in which people can think wisely about what we're doing on this planet.
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I know what I'm having 'em put on my tombstone: 'I have nothing more to say'.
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If you could stay at this stage - you're 17, and you're always going to be in love with your first love - that's probably attractive.
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It takes little talent to see what lies under one's nose, a good deal to know in what direction to point that organ.
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I am much more interested in the process than results.
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England in a way is lucky. It's an island, so the frontiers are given by the sea.
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I worked with the Neville Brothers for 40-some years on the highway, and up and down since I can remember - funk from New Orleans.
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If I'm scared and I'm a coward, why do you guys want to see me fight?
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The Internet changes the structure of society all the time-this massiveness made of individuals.
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I like to think of myself as a character actor, though there's some redundancy in that.
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People are lazy, and they want their fast food via the television.
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I have an iPad and I watch three things: 'The Daily Show,' '60 Minutes,' and 'Meet the Press.'