Jim Gaffigan Quotes
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I hate jet lag, but I love, love, love, love traveling - to meet new people, to try different foods because I'm a big foodie. I love food, even though people think models don't eat. We do eat.
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That's always an interesting concept when you try to make your dream into a reality and you come up against the facts of exactly what it is you're attempting to do.
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The thing about owls is that they do sort of have this facial disc, which is unlike any other bird. They kind of have a face, more than like a dog or a giraffe. They have this weird, alien face that you can actually make expressive.
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Primitive superstition lies just below the surface of even the most tough-minded individuals, and it is precisely those who most fight against it who are the first to succumb to its suggestive effects.
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The trend in some of the contemporary movements in art, but by no means all, seems to deny this ideal and to me appears to lead to a purely decorative conception of painting.
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The truth touches us. We try to be guided by this contact.
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We've had American TV shows in Britain for years and that hasn't affected our culture at all.
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Maybe we should have known that night in Denver that things that begin with plywood Greek columns and artificial smoke typically don't end well. Maybe the Hollywood stars and the glamour blinded us a little: you thought it was the glare, some of us thought it was a halo.
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Before we give you billions more, we want to know what you've done with the trillion you've got.
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For every manager, it is important to explain your ideas. It's very important the club understand those ideas and are ready to work together.
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Approach every film with the same enthusiasm, regardless of its budget.
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When animals age, some humans see them as less valuable, less important and less entertaining.
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Let's think about Mexican streets: they're unsafe because of violence, so people stay at home. Does that make streets more or less safe? Less safe! So streets become more desolate and unsafe, so we stay home more - which makes streets even more desolate and unsafe, and we stay home even more.
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Remember, your body is a temple, not a 7-Eleven.
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I see the game differently than some guys. I'm always reading the next move.
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My wife is from Chicago, and every time we go, I just love it. I love the restaurant scene, and people here are so into the food. It's one of the most exciting food cities in the country.
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Thin people release the fork, and they chew the food with the fork on the table. They chew their food slowly. They look around at each other or the wall or a picture. They listen to the music. They sit back and take a breath. They do something other than concentrate on shoving the food into their body.
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The kind of actors I admire move through different characters and genres.
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Everybody is a human being. We should be able to coexist with one another.
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I know there is a moral to this story, but I don't know what it is.
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Learning disabilities cannot be cured, but they can be treated successfully and children with LD can go on to live happy, successful lives.
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Be not dismayed; in the future lies the Promised Land.
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I'd really like to promote my increasing consumption of bacon.
