Jim Gaffigan Quotes
I really don't care about birthdays. It's something where even as a kid, I never really felt comfortable when someone would sing to me.
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I know theater can improve the quality of people's lives, and I know theater can heal. I've worked as a doctor clown in a hospital for two years. I have seen sick kids and sad parents and doctors be lifted and transported in moments of pure joy. I know theater unites us.
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I feel comfortable at 154 lbs.
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Appropriate assessments are a crucial part of effectively educating students. But they only measure a narrow segment of what kids need to learn.
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George Bush doesn't care about black people.
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I think my mom exposed me to the concept of using your voice for anything you care about.
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I married my high school sweetheart, and I do have two kids.
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It was priceless. Being the UFC champion and having my kids in the Octagon, my wife, them holding the belt. That was like a movie.
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People say, 'How does having kids change your writing? Do you see the world through their eyes?' No - you just become a faster songwriter... In the old days, you'd be like, 'Oh I'm gonna work on this song for a few days.'
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Like many other kids, I liked watching anime.
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Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids.
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I know it can be difficult for parents, but I really do believe that kids need to play the predominant role in the choices that go into their own space.
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In reference to the Army and Navy, lately employed with so much distinction on active service, care shall be taken to insure the highest condition of efficiency; and in furtherance of that object, the Military and Naval Schools, sustained by the liberality of Congress, shall receive the special attention of the Executive.
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I've always said to my men friends, If you really care for me, darling, you will give me territory. Give me land, give me land.
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Kids hate anyone who is different.
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Between work and the kids, I never see anyone anymore. I mean, when I first met with ABC last spring, and they asked me what I'd been doing lately, I said: 'Gee, I have two kids. I'm usually covered with food, wrinkled and feel guilty all the time.
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Kids should be naughty and go through that rebellious phase I didn't have.
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We can't accept that it's O.K. if only some kids get to go to college.
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Somebody has to look out for and protect our kids, and I feel blessed to be a blessing to someone else.
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Believe it or not, but I was a camp councilor for three years. I love kids.
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I had been on this improv team at this really great improv theater. It's called iO now. It used to be called Improv Olympic. They have showcases for Lorne Michaels and other writers and people who work at 'SNL' usually about once a year, although I don't know if it always happens.
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People tend to forget that in our country, we'd pretty much all be immigrants, except for the Native Americans.
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You gotta bear in mind, the youth - and this is just in Britain alone - have nowhere to go in the evenings. They've closed all the social centers. There's not even a patch of grass to kick a ball on.
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There are a lot of very brilliant people who believe that the nation-state is fast becoming a relic of the past.
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I really don't care about birthdays. It's something where even as a kid, I never really felt comfortable when someone would sing to me.
