Jim Gaffigan Quotes

I really don't care about birthdays. It's something where even as a kid, I never really felt comfortable when someone would sing to me.

Jim Gaffigan

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• I really don't care about birthdays. It's something where even as a kid, I never really felt comfortable when someone would sing to me.

  

  Jim Gaffigan
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  • Care
  • Comfortable