Jim Gaffigan Quotes
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He had to deal all at once with the packed regrets and stifled memories of an inarticulate lifetime.
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One movie is only one movie. I want to have a lifetime of making films.
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I left for New York expecting to repeat my success, only to be turned down by almost every publisher in that city, till the Viking Press, my American publishers of a lifetime, thought of taking me on.
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It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.
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I think the Aussieness got beaten out of me back in the States.
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Dolphins football has been a lifetime passion for me.
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The lifetime we've left behind with strangers Promises and lies both have their dangers. I just can't be wrong enough and I can't hide for long enough So far away, but I still feel your pain.
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If you wanna compete, youve got to get into the original content game.
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An hour's terror is better than a lifetime of timidity.
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In his own lifetime Jesus made no impact on history. This is something that I cannot but regard as a special dispensation on God's part, and, I like to think, yet another example of the ironical humour which informs so many of His purposes. To me, it seems highly appropriate that the most important figure in all history should thus escape the notice of memoirists, diarists, commentators, all the tribe of chroniclers who even then existed
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On the screen were some flashback shots of Daniel, Emma and Rupert from ten years ago. They were 12. I have also recently returned from New York, and while I was there, I saw Daniel singing and dancing (brilliantly) on Broadway. A lifetime seems to have passed in minutes.
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A lifetime contract for a coach means if you're ahead in the third quarter and moving the ball, they can't fire you.
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It is better to be good than to be original.
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Voltaire expected that within fifty years of his lifetime there would not be one Bible in the world. His house is now a distribution center for Bibles in many languages.
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There is no conceivable amount of money worth telling the world that you were beaten up by Liza Minnelli.
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After a lifetime of war-watching, I see war as an endemic human disease, and governments are the carriers.
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If I can give you any advice, it's this: every hour that you spend sat on the couch doing nothing, put it to good use, because when you have kids, an hour is like a lifetime.
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Courage is knowing that you're beaten and forging ahead anyway.
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Nerves just mean that you care.
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Set lists are tough because you come up with this structure of how the songs are going to go from one to the next, but at the same time, you have to be spontaneous and take requests and change the set list at the drop of a hat.
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In the Third World, honk your horn only under the following circumstances: 1. When anything blocks the road. 2. When anything doesn't. 3. When anything might. 4. At red lights. 5. At green lights. 6. At all other times.
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From when I was a young boy, I read books on weapons and tanks and combat. I was so interested in the army.
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I never wanted to go back and relive the glory days; I just want to keep moving forward. That's what I took from punk. Keep going. Don't look back.
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Meredith Baxter Birney gets beaten by a rod, in the Lifetime Original, Rod.
