Jim Gaffigan Quotes
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He had to deal all at once with the packed regrets and stifled memories of an inarticulate lifetime.
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One movie is only one movie. I want to have a lifetime of making films.
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I left for New York expecting to repeat my success, only to be turned down by almost every publisher in that city, till the Viking Press, my American publishers of a lifetime, thought of taking me on.
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It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.
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I think the Aussieness got beaten out of me back in the States.
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Dolphins football has been a lifetime passion for me.
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The lifetime we've left behind with strangers Promises and lies both have their dangers. I just can't be wrong enough and I can't hide for long enough So far away, but I still feel your pain.
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If you wanna compete, youve got to get into the original content game.
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An hour's terror is better than a lifetime of timidity.
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In his own lifetime Jesus made no impact on history. This is something that I cannot but regard as a special dispensation on God's part, and, I like to think, yet another example of the ironical humour which informs so many of His purposes. To me, it seems highly appropriate that the most important figure in all history should thus escape the notice of memoirists, diarists, commentators, all the tribe of chroniclers who even then existed
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On the screen were some flashback shots of Daniel, Emma and Rupert from ten years ago. They were 12. I have also recently returned from New York, and while I was there, I saw Daniel singing and dancing (brilliantly) on Broadway. A lifetime seems to have passed in minutes.
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A lifetime contract for a coach means if you're ahead in the third quarter and moving the ball, they can't fire you.
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It is better to be good than to be original.
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Voltaire expected that within fifty years of his lifetime there would not be one Bible in the world. His house is now a distribution center for Bibles in many languages.
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There is no conceivable amount of money worth telling the world that you were beaten up by Liza Minnelli.
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After a lifetime of war-watching, I see war as an endemic human disease, and governments are the carriers.
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If I can give you any advice, it's this: every hour that you spend sat on the couch doing nothing, put it to good use, because when you have kids, an hour is like a lifetime.
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Courage is knowing that you're beaten and forging ahead anyway.
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Vulgar souls look hastily and superficially at the sea and accuse it of monotony; other more privileged beings could spend a lifetime admiring it and discovering new and changing phenomena that delight them. So it is with love.
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Nothing you will ever do in your lifetime is likely to make you as much money as buying a home and living in it.
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It's a good thing to turn your mind upside down now and then, like an hour-glass, to let the particles run the other way.
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I've got the brains, you've got the looks, let's make lots of money.
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Theories cannot claim to be indestructible. They are only the plough which the ploughman uses to draw his furrow and which he has every right to discard for another one, of improved design, after the harvest.
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Meredith Baxter Birney gets beaten by a rod, in the Lifetime Original, Rod.
