Jim Gaffigan Quotes

Meredith Baxter Birney gets beaten by a rod, in the Lifetime Original, Rod.

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• He had to deal all at once with the packed regrets and stifled memories of an inarticulate lifetime.

  

  Edith Wharton
  • Memories
  • Lifetime
  • Regrets

• One movie is only one movie. I want to have a lifetime of making films.

  

  Sam Mendes
  • Movie
  • Want
  • Lifetime

• I left for New York expecting to repeat my success, only to be turned down by almost every publisher in that city, till the Viking Press, my American publishers of a lifetime, thought of taking me on.

  

  Patrick White
  • American
  • Success
  • Me

• It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.

  

  Pablo Picasso
  • Me
  • Child
  • Paint

• I think the Aussieness got beaten out of me back in the States.

  

  Yvonne Strahovski
  • Think
  • Me
  • Back

• Dolphins football has been a lifetime passion for me.

  

  Wayne Huizenga
  • Passion
  • Football
  • Lifetime

• The lifetime we've left behind with strangers Promises and lies both have their dangers. I just can't be wrong enough and I can't hide for long enough So far away, but I still feel your pain.

  

  Ben Harper
  • Long
  • Pain
  • Lies

• If you wanna compete, youve got to get into the original content game.

  

  Kevin Spacey
  • Game
  • Games
  • Originals

• An hour's terror is better than a lifetime of timidity.

  

  Walter de La Mare
  • Hours
  • Lifetime
  • Terror

• In his own lifetime Jesus made no impact on history. This is something that I cannot but regard as a special dispensation on God's part, and, I like to think, yet another example of the ironical humour which informs so many of His purposes. To me, it seems highly appropriate that the most important figure in all history should thus escape the notice of memoirists, diarists, commentators, all the tribe of chroniclers who even then existed

  

  Malcolm Muggeridge
  • God
  • Important
  • History

• On the screen were some flashback shots of Daniel, Emma and Rupert from ten years ago. They were 12. I have also recently returned from New York, and while I was there, I saw Daniel singing and dancing (brilliantly) on Broadway. A lifetime seems to have passed in minutes.

  

  Alan Rickman
  • Singing
  • New York
  • Lifetime

• A lifetime contract for a coach means if you're ahead in the third quarter and moving the ball, they can't fire you.

  

  Lou Holtz
  • College
  • Mean
  • Moving

• It is better to be good than to be original.

  

  Ludwig Mies van der Rohe
  • Good
  • Originals
  • Be Good

• Voltaire expected that within fifty years of his lifetime there would not be one Bible in the world. His house is now a distribution center for Bibles in many languages.

  

  Corrie Ten Boom
  • World
  • House
  • Bible

• There is no conceivable amount of money worth telling the world that you were beaten up by Liza Minnelli.

  

  Mark Steyn
  • Up
  • World
  • Money

• After a lifetime of war-watching, I see war as an endemic human disease, and governments are the carriers.

  

  Martha Gellhorn
  • War
  • Government
  • Disease

• If I can give you any advice, it's this: every hour that you spend sat on the couch doing nothing, put it to good use, because when you have kids, an hour is like a lifetime.

  

  Noel Gallagher Oasis
  • Good
  • Kids
  • Advice

• Courage is knowing that you're beaten and forging ahead anyway.

  

  Zacharia Wahls
  • Courage
  • Knowing
  • Beaten

• If I see something that's morally ambiguous or ambiguously beautiful or has some pull in some way, I won't censor myself; I always run towards the light.

  

  Harmony Korine
  • Beautiful
  • Light
  • Myself

• I've got a Grammy and Emmy, I'd like to have a Tony.

  

  Cyndi Lauper Blue Angel
  • Grammy
  • Emmys

• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

  

  Rutger Hauer
  • Believe

• There is a striking parallel between the spreading of germs and the spreading of ideas or propaganda. On the one hand we are dealing with a virus which can be transported and transmitted under certain conditions which favor or limit its transportation or transmission: on the other hand with ideas, religions, and doctrines, which can be described as germs, benevolent or malevolent, according to the point of view one takes up. These germs can either remain at their source and be sterile, or emerge in the spreading of infection.

  

  Andre Siegfried
  • Ideas
  • Germs
  • Parallel

• Meredith Baxter Birney gets beaten by a rod, in the Lifetime Original, Rod.

  

  Jim Gaffigan
  • Lifetime
  • Originals
  • Beaten