Jim Gaffigan Quotes

Meredith Baxter Birney gets beaten by a rod, in the Lifetime Original, Rod.

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• He had to deal all at once with the packed regrets and stifled memories of an inarticulate lifetime.

  

  Edith Wharton
  • Memories
  • Lifetime
  • Regrets

• One movie is only one movie. I want to have a lifetime of making films.

  

  Sam Mendes
  • Movie
  • Want
  • Lifetime

• I left for New York expecting to repeat my success, only to be turned down by almost every publisher in that city, till the Viking Press, my American publishers of a lifetime, thought of taking me on.

  

  Patrick White
  • American
  • Success
  • Me

• It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.

  

  Pablo Picasso
  • Me
  • Child
  • Paint

• I think the Aussieness got beaten out of me back in the States.

  

  Yvonne Strahovski
  • Think
  • Me
  • Back

• Dolphins football has been a lifetime passion for me.

  

  Wayne Huizenga
  • Passion
  • Football
  • Lifetime

• The lifetime we've left behind with strangers Promises and lies both have their dangers. I just can't be wrong enough and I can't hide for long enough So far away, but I still feel your pain.

  

  Ben Harper
  • Long
  • Pain
  • Lies

• If you wanna compete, youve got to get into the original content game.

  

  Kevin Spacey
  • Game
  • Games
  • Originals

• An hour's terror is better than a lifetime of timidity.

  

  Walter de La Mare
  • Hours
  • Lifetime
  • Terror

• In his own lifetime Jesus made no impact on history. This is something that I cannot but regard as a special dispensation on God's part, and, I like to think, yet another example of the ironical humour which informs so many of His purposes. To me, it seems highly appropriate that the most important figure in all history should thus escape the notice of memoirists, diarists, commentators, all the tribe of chroniclers who even then existed

  

  Malcolm Muggeridge
  • God
  • Important
  • History

• On the screen were some flashback shots of Daniel, Emma and Rupert from ten years ago. They were 12. I have also recently returned from New York, and while I was there, I saw Daniel singing and dancing (brilliantly) on Broadway. A lifetime seems to have passed in minutes.

  

  Alan Rickman
  • Singing
  • New York
  • Lifetime

• A lifetime contract for a coach means if you're ahead in the third quarter and moving the ball, they can't fire you.

  

  Lou Holtz
  • College
  • Mean
  • Moving

• It is better to be good than to be original.

  

  Ludwig Mies van der Rohe
  • Good
  • Originals
  • Be Good

• Voltaire expected that within fifty years of his lifetime there would not be one Bible in the world. His house is now a distribution center for Bibles in many languages.

  

  Corrie Ten Boom
  • World
  • House
  • Bible

• There is no conceivable amount of money worth telling the world that you were beaten up by Liza Minnelli.

  

  Mark Steyn
  • Up
  • World
  • Money

• After a lifetime of war-watching, I see war as an endemic human disease, and governments are the carriers.

  

  Martha Gellhorn
  • War
  • Government
  • Disease

• If I can give you any advice, it's this: every hour that you spend sat on the couch doing nothing, put it to good use, because when you have kids, an hour is like a lifetime.

  

  Noel Gallagher Oasis
  • Good
  • Kids
  • Advice

• Courage is knowing that you're beaten and forging ahead anyway.

  

  Zacharia Wahls
  • Courage
  • Knowing
  • Beaten

• You got to have style, and learn to be original.

  

  Lawrence "Kris" Parker Boogie Down Productions
  • Style
  • Rap
  • Hip Hop

• We are so many different people in one lifetime.

  

  Deborah Lawrenson
  • People
  • Different
  • Lifetime

• Dad," said Will, his voice very faint. "Are you a good person?" "To you and your mother, yes, I try. But no man's a hero to himself. I've lived with me a lifetime, Will. I know everything worth knowing about myself-" "And, adding it all up...?" "The sum? As they come and go, and I mostly sit very still and tight, yes, I'm all right.

  

  Ray Bradbury
  • Men
  • Trying
  • Mother

• We never make sport of religion, politics, race or mothers. A mother never gets hit with a custard pie. Mothers-in-law-yes. But mothers-never.

  

  Michael Sinnott
  • Mother
  • Law
  • Sports

• Meredith Baxter Birney gets beaten by a rod, in the Lifetime Original, Rod.

  

  Jim Gaffigan
  • Lifetime
  • Originals
  • Beaten