Jim Gaffigan Quotes

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

Jim Gaffigan

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As an actor, you read so many scripts and parts written for Asian-specific characters, and you see a lot of stereotypes and a lot of one-note characters, especially in comedy.

Randall Park
- Comedy
- See
- Stereotypes
Well, I'm Canadian. True, north, strong, and free.

Barry Pepper
- True
- Free
- Strong
A Persian army being then subject to great inconveniences, for their horses are tied and generally shackled to prevent them from running away, and if an alarm happens, a Persian has the housing to fix, his horse to bridle, and his corslet to put on before he can mount.

Xenophon
- Great
- Running
- Horse
I live in Las Vegas with my family, and I never realized what my parents would go through to get me to a five-minute audition.

Adam Hicks
- Live
- Family
- Parents
What does love look like? It has the hands to help others. It has the feet to hasten to the poor and needy. It has eyes to see misery and want. It has the ears to hear the sighs and sorrows of men. That is what love looks like.

Saint Augustine
- Love
- Help
- For Her
No citizen is a second class citizen in the city of Chicago. If my children are treated one way, every child is treated the same way.

Rahm Emanuel
- Children
- City
- Child