Jim Gaffigan Quotes
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Hamas has effectively kidnapped Gaza. Instead of turning it into the Singapore of the Middle East that was promised, they have turned it into a fortress of terror.
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Yes, iD is a machine vision and sensor browser for the physical world. That's what we have been working on with Coca-Cola, Verizon, Bank of America and Disney to launch content when an image is recognised.
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Chavez made a compete fool of himself in front of the entire world while giving the U.N. a black eye. But the real losers are the Venezuelan people who have to put up with this unstable character every day.
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My mum was a dancer. She would tour the world with a group, and she had me in a dance class when I was still in a nappy. They told her to come back when I could walk.
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Emancipation came to the colored race in America as a war measure. It was an act of military necessity. Manifestly it would have come without war, in the slower process of humanitarian reform and social enlightenment.
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My dad is truly the person who always made me believe in myself, to appreciate that I was smart.
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Separate is not equal. Civil unions are civil unions. Marriage is marriage. They're different institutions.
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Now at 47, 48 I am expected to do ten times better work that I did when I was 24.
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What humanity needs today is not merely philosophy or theology, but a message or reassurance.
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I prefer to find craftspeople I can be colleagues with and who take an area of responsibility and run with it.
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Respect the place you live, be aware of the impact that you have on things.
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My personal philosophy would be don't whine, don't let opportunities pass you by, be willing to work hard, and remember that you don't know as much as you think you do, ever.
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I'm glad I'm a draw. People know that, not only am I the guy that did it, I spent 40 years on the other side.
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Ninety percent of the students take the 'preferred lender.' Why? Because that's the nature of the relationship. You trust the school. The school is in a position of authority.
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You don't have to believe everything you think.
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You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true, And unafraid of toil.
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Jesus did not bathe this planet with his blood to have you serve the world, the flesh, and the devil. He died to make you holy. You are not your own. First Corinthians 6:20 says 'For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body and in your spirit, which are God's.'
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I did stand-up for my grandparents every day when I was, like, eight.
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Let's continue to stand up for those who are vulnerable to being left out or marginalized.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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What has history said of eminence without honor, wealth without wisdom, power and possessions without principle? The answer is reiterated in the overthrow of the mightiest empires of ancient times. Babylon, Persia, Greece, Rome! The four successive, universal powers of the past. What and where are they?
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Love is nothing but joy accompanied with the idea of an eternal cause.
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I love standup comedians. I really do.
