Jim Gaffigan Quotes
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Even complex passwords are getting easy to break if they're too short. That's because today's inexpensive computer chips have the power of supercomputers from the year 2000.
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My folks were drunks, and I had a rough childhood - really rough - in fact, rougher than I thought about.
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Your man wants to know that there's nothing you wouldn't do for him - if that's your committed relationship.
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Since I was 17, I had been just making records and promoting them.
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The only decent daily paper of record in France is the online 'Mediapart,' which exposes graft and corruption in high places and is feared by the establishment.
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I like Noah from 'The Notebook.' One - hundred percent. I fall in love with him so hard.
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One of the things that fascinated me about modeling was that you had the freedom to look any way you wanted.
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I don't get sick of being naked, but the added pressure is staying in really good shape, because naked shape is a different kind of shape than just regular TV shape. Regular, having-your-clothes-on TV shape is intense, but naked TV shape is, I mean, you really have to watch what you eat.
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We must have serious dialogue between Catalonia and the Spanish state on a referendum, on independence, and on how a separation from Spain - if that's what the Catalan people choose - would be accomplished.
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There's always pressure playing in the NHL. You want to play your best game every game. Expectations are always gonna be there; it's just important that you know how to handle expectations.
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It became obvious in 1957 that I was endangering my health by carrying so much weight.
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Hollywood is a community that's so inbred, it's a wonder the children have any teeth.
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We have Christians against Muslims against Jews, and no matter how liberal your theology, merely identifying yourself as a Christian or a Jew lends tacit validity to this status quo. People have morally identified with a subset of humanity rather than with humanity as a whole.
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To disclose too much of one's inventions and achievements is one and the same thing as to give up the fruit of one's ingenuity.
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Life and death are one thread, the same line viewed from different sides.
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I eat a bit too much; my teeth aren't perfect; I've got eye bags. I look like a normal 39-year-old woman - but in England, no one minds that.
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Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July.
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I'm completely ecstatic when a woman has own back story and brings something to the table and has a real strong kind of independence.
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I feel like I've set the example for loving your body no matter what size it is, but I also can set the example for being healthy as well.
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I have a healthy appetite for solitude. If you don't, you have no business being a writer.
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Only Congress has the authority to adequately and holistically address our broken immigration system.
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Don't be afraid; people are so afraid; don't be afraid to live in the raw wind, naked, alone...Learn at least this: What you are capable of. Let nothing stand in your way.
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Deep frying a Twinkie makes it healthy, right?
