Jim Gaffigan Quotes
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Even complex passwords are getting easy to break if they're too short. That's because today's inexpensive computer chips have the power of supercomputers from the year 2000.
Barton Gellman -
My folks were drunks, and I had a rough childhood - really rough - in fact, rougher than I thought about.
Gary Paulsen -
Your man wants to know that there's nothing you wouldn't do for him - if that's your committed relationship.
Karrine Steffans -
Since I was 17, I had been just making records and promoting them.
Kate Bush -
The only decent daily paper of record in France is the online 'Mediapart,' which exposes graft and corruption in high places and is feared by the establishment.
Tariq Ali -
I like Noah from 'The Notebook.' One - hundred percent. I fall in love with him so hard.
Camila Cabello Fifth Harmony
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One of the things that fascinated me about modeling was that you had the freedom to look any way you wanted.
Veronica Webb -
I don't get sick of being naked, but the added pressure is staying in really good shape, because naked shape is a different kind of shape than just regular TV shape. Regular, having-your-clothes-on TV shape is intense, but naked TV shape is, I mean, you really have to watch what you eat.
Sam Trammell -
We must have serious dialogue between Catalonia and the Spanish state on a referendum, on independence, and on how a separation from Spain - if that's what the Catalan people choose - would be accomplished.
Carles Puigdemont -
There's always pressure playing in the NHL. You want to play your best game every game. Expectations are always gonna be there; it's just important that you know how to handle expectations.
Carl Hagelin -
It became obvious in 1957 that I was endangering my health by carrying so much weight.
Kate Smith -
Hollywood is a community that's so inbred, it's a wonder the children have any teeth.
Barry Diller
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We have Christians against Muslims against Jews, and no matter how liberal your theology, merely identifying yourself as a Christian or a Jew lends tacit validity to this status quo. People have morally identified with a subset of humanity rather than with humanity as a whole.
Sam Harris -
To disclose too much of one's inventions and achievements is one and the same thing as to give up the fruit of one's ingenuity.
Filippo Brunelleschi -
Life and death are one thread, the same line viewed from different sides.
Lao Tzu -
I eat a bit too much; my teeth aren't perfect; I've got eye bags. I look like a normal 39-year-old woman - but in England, no one minds that.
Olivia Colman -
Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July.
Earl Weaver -
I'm completely ecstatic when a woman has own back story and brings something to the table and has a real strong kind of independence.
Dane Cook
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I never thought 'Stairway to Heaven' was a long song. I loved how there was this part and then there was another part that was completely different.
Adam Jones -
When I give a lot of speeches, they're always on the fly. I mean, I know what I'm going to say roughly, but I do not - will not read.
Vince Flynn -
If you're gonna sing, sing loud.
Travis Tritt -
But I was very proud of our team. I thought they showed a lot of character, showed a lot of competitiveness on the sideline. Because when we got behind, the sideline was great. ... We kept our poise, kept our confidence.
Bobby Petrino -
Deep frying a Twinkie makes it healthy, right?
Jim Gaffigan