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		I think it's important to control your opportunities, because in the entertainment world, it's not up to you. I'm not sitting here under this naive belief that someone in Hollywood is going, "Gaffigan! What kind of a show can I build around him?" So you have to find things that can showcase your point of view.
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Jim Gaffigan 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	 
	
	
	
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		The collusion of big business, big labor, and big government threaten the spirit of small business that makes America great. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Foster Friess 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		There is no greater power in Heaven or on Earth than pure, unconditional love. The nature of the God force, the unseen intelligence in all things, which causes the material world and is the center of both the spiritual and physical plane, is best described as pure, unconditional love. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Wayne Dyer 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Fran Lebowitz 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Europe believes that providing clear labelling for genetically modified food is a consumer right, but such practice is absolutely opposed by the vast majority of states in the U.S. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Zac Goldsmith 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Incommensurables cannot be compared. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Garrett Hardin 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I have seen the Gore documentary 'An Inconvenient Truth,' just released in the States, and admired the acutely revolutionary delivery of the slideshow assisted talk he has now been giving for some 16 years. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Saffron Burrows 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	 
		
		
	
	
	
	
		More often than not, the experience of shooting the movie has been disappointing and the end product has been a mere shadow of what I hoped it would be. But immersing myself in the story - that's what I like best of all. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Viggo Mortensen 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		You can cite me for contempt, Your Honor. I don't care. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Jack Kevorkian 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		In the country the darkness of night is friendly and familiar, but in a city, with its blaze of lights, it is unnatural, hostile and menacing. It is like a monstrous vulture that hovers, biding its time. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				W. Somerset Maugham 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I sang for my family. And I think probably the first time I sang and got paid for it, I was about 6 or 7. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Barbara Cook 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I live in England, so I take a lot of trains, and you can't really go anywhere without somebody talking on their mobile phone behind you, forcing you to listen to their conversation. With the Internet, with texting, with networking sites, there's already information everywhere. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Patrick Ness 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		First and foremost when you're doing comedy, you gotta be relevant and applicable to the times that you're living in. When you try and just do comedy about who is dating who and lifestyle jokes, it gets tiring after a while. It's hard to be funny in that realm. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Adam McKay