Jim Gaffigan Quotes
I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!
Quotes to Explore
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Heartache is very fertile ground for song-making but so is happiness, so is absolute bliss.
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I have often felt a bitter sorrow at the thought of the German people, which is so estimable in the individual and so wretched in the generality. A comparison of the German people with other peoples arouses a painful feeling, which I try to overcome in every possible way.
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I don't feel like I need a break from the theater, ever.
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People wouldn't even go into science unless there was something much bigger to be discovered, something that is transcendent.
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I like Christian Bale. I've heard he's a big fan of mine, but I certainly reciprocate. I think he's really very good.
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'No one sits Baby in a corner,' one of the best lines in movie history.
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It's important for a lot of young black males to value swagger over intelligence. Swagger is important, but intelligence must come before the swagger.
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I'm a real stay-at-home mom. I'm really hands-on. Everything else became secondary.
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Entrepreneurs, guys that start businesses, grow with them. It's more painful than it would appear.
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Gabriel Garcia Marquez was a newspaperman originally in Colombia. He talked about - and I agree - how everybody has a public life, a private life, and a secret life.
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There is little that can withstand a man who can conquer himself.
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In Hawaii, the environment is fabulous. In Malibu, the people are fabulous. Our family unity is tight, and we have the Pacific Ocean outside our door in both places, so there is consistency.
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My mother always accused me of being in love with the sound of my own voice. When we went on road trips, she'd be like, 'Stop singing. Be quiet, you're talking just to hear yourself speak.' It was probably true. I like to ramble on, which is probably why I'm well suited to interviews. You know, there's no other forum where you're literally supposed to sit down and just talk for hours about yourself. I love it.
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I love surprises and coincidences. I love them even more when I don't pass them off as luck, but rather recognize them as a sign that my life's course is right on track.
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I believe that constant effort, tireless effort, pursuing clear goals with sincere effort is the only way
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I believe each human being has the potential to change, to transform one’s own attitude, no matter how difficult the situation.
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It just makes everything more pleasurable when you've got someone that emotionally is there to rely on.
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My problem is not that I don't want to play, it's that I don't want to live!
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My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch - peanut butter, bread, jelly, everything. I don't know how she did it because all those things take time and love and labour. I only do half the stuff she does - but there's still time.
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Everyone who enjoys supposes that the tree was concerned with the fruit, but it was really concerned with the seed. -In this lies the difference between all those who create and those who enjoy.
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If I had to name one thing that probably causes more conflict within the band, it's probably the fact that I'm the girl, and it takes much longer with hair and makeup and wardrobe. But they've gotten used to it. It's one of those things I think they realize that when they say she'll be ready in 10 minutes, it normally means 15 or 20.
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I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!
