Jim Gaffigan Quotes
Ironically, to my children, bedtime is a punishment that violates their basic rights as human beings.
Jim Gaffigan
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I've never been a partier.
Victoria Justice
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Russell Brand is lovely, even though he's a weirdo.
T. J. Miller
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As the ancient commander addressed his soldiers before battle, so should the moralist speak to men in the struggle of the era.
Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
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I'm not the type of person that is forced.
Abdullah II of Jordan
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For me, and this may not be everybody, but because I do love country music so much, there's such a feeling of home in Nashville, especially because it's such a small town. You bring up one song, everybody knows who wrote it, everybody knows their mother and what their cell number is, and all of the stories.
Garrett Hedlund
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'Hannity' had a a guy on that said, 'I fathered 20 kids by 14 mothers.' That is s cultural issue which has demeaned our society and has caused our society dearly in terms of imprisonment. Who's going to be the fathers to those children? Who's going to pay child support?
Foster Friess
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I love the process of acting, and to turn your passion into a career is the biggest gift.
Ram Kapoor
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As I've always said: The future lies ahead.
Pat Paulsen
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Everybody talks. Anthony Pettis talked before the fight. Donald Cerrone talked before the fight. See what happened?
Rafael dos Anjos
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Once we understand just how to control genes, we have the potential for spinal cord regeneration, bone regeneration, and so on. It might also give us plumper chickens.
Jack Horner
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War triggers unforeseeable military dynamics and sets off massive political shocks, creating new problems as well as new opportunities.
Zbigniew Brzezinski
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We hear of the wealth of nations, of the powers of production, of the demand and supply of markets, and we forget that these words mean no more, if they mean any thing, then the happiness, and the labor, and the necessities of men.
Frances Wright
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If I were on the field, I'd want the manager sticking up for me. Sometimes players are dead wrong, ranting and raving, but you stick up for them. They appreciate that.
Bobby Cox
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Dolls, perhaps more than any other object, demonstrate just how thin the line between love and fear, comfort and horror, can be. They are objects of love and sources of reassurance for children, coveted prizes for collectors, sources of terror and horror in numerous movies, television shows, books, and stories.
Ellen Datlow
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There are schools for weird children now. There wasn't when I was young.
John Waters
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When I get down to Louisiana, I get to have a taste of some of that great food.
Aaron Neville
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Ironically, to my children, bedtime is a punishment that violates their basic rights as human beings.
Jim Gaffigan