Jim Gaffigan Quotes
You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!
Quotes to Explore
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I spent years commuting into London when I was working as a temp, and I hated the monotony of it.
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I used to have a lovely Chelsea loft - then I got divorced.
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Actors don't need a lot of talk beyond the first few sentences. They may say they don't draw on their own life, but all actors do.
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Because you know, I’m your best friend, but you’re just not that badass, man.
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Essentially, I'm a small-part actor who's been lucky enough to play leading roles for most of his life.
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He is still a long ways from being smooth in what we anticipate will be a system that he'll take to and enjoy, ... It's going to take him a while, as it will everybody, especially a guy who's a lead guard in a situation like that. It takes some time.
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Effective teaching involves explaining to our children what they're already observing in our lives by example.
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The most dangerous people are the ignorant.
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There were many words that you could not stand to hear and finally only the names of places had dignity. Abstract words such as glory, honor, courage, or hallow were obscene.
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We turn to dust, and all our mightiest works die too.
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Rather than caring about whether or not you are known, strive to be worth knowing.
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Who is here so vile that will not love his country?
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I didn't want to be a woman photographer. That would limit me. I wanted to be a photographer who was a woman, with all the world open to my camera.
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The essence of paint ball is the fact that when you get hit by a ball full of paint, it hurts just enough to say, 'Ow, I gotta get out of the way,' but not enough to say, 'I quit.'
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Don’t worry about things. Don’t push. Just do your work and you’ll survive. The important thing is to have a ball, to be joyful, to be loving and to be explosive. Out of that comes everything and you grow.
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In golf, a player can step and mar the line of his adversary's putt. A player can also hit his adversary or his caddie intentionally with his ball and claim the hole - but it isn't usually done.
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You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!
