Jim Gaffigan Quotes
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Turkey, a powerful and reliable ally of the U.S. through the Cold War, appears to be coming unmoored from Europe and the West and is becoming increasingly sectarian, autocratic, and nationalistic.
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I'm always trying to make myself laugh. I'm the most enthusiastic audience I'm likely to find, so if it doesn't make me smile then it probably won't work on you. The jokes that only make me shrug get cut.
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I certainly don't have any boundaries myself, but I think I'm very aware of other people's.
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Death comes to all, but great achievements build a monument which shall endure until the sun grows cold.
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A nice, steady job I don't need that bad. I'm not that satisfied with it.
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I think I'm really good at forgetting about golf when I'm off the golf course.
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Too many countries that do not play by the free trade rules of the World Trade Organization - including, notably mercantilist China and monopolist Saudi Arabia - have been allowed in, to the detriment of both the WTO and the liberal trading environment it is supposed to sponsor.
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I think there's something in people where they often want to describe their personal experiences, but when it's regarding wealth, they're obviously very guarded. They're very worried about how people are going to react to what they say.
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I bought a pair of Birkenstocks today - let's be real. I wanted a chunky sandal that was functional. That should tell you where I am at as far as fashion.
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New York feels like sometimes it's not part of the United States. So does L.A. Chicago feels like it's a big city that's part of America.
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I want very much to see some sort of compromise reached in the area of immigration... so that we could move on to other issues.
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I was born in St. Louis, but I'm from Maplewood, New Jersey. Maplewood is completely different than the rest of New Jersey. It's very small. It's quietly affluent but more low-key. Lauryn Hill is from my town, though.
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New York is the meeting place of the peoples, the only city where you can hardly find a typical American.
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Before beginning a Hunt, it is wise to ask someone what you are looking for before you begin looking for it.
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Life isn't just about what you can have; it's about what you have to give, what kind of person do you want to be?
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China is growing very quickly and is clearly becoming an important player in the world economy.
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The most helpful piece of advice that I could give to anybody is to select a charity, or create a charity, that you really feel passionate about and if you do, don't give up.
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I am more interested in fair and balanced trade between nations than I am in free trade that encumbers us in a multinational pact that is refereed by the WTO.
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Bullying happens at all ages and levels. Ralph Macchio Bullying Happens Levels Ages I wasn't the guy running out to the Viper Room or comedy clubs until three in the morning. I was the guy running back to watch the Mets win the World Series in 1986. Ralph Macchio Morning World Win Comedy I still feel that the original 'Karate Kid' is the great piece of work that has stood the test of time. It's a bit of soulful magic. Ralph Macchio Work Time Feel Great To me, in life, if you have a sense of humor about it, that's how you deal with anything. Ralph Macchio Life Me You Humor What's most exciting about the 'Cobra Kai' series is that it pays homage to the legacy; it has the nostalgia sprinkled throughout, the callbacks to all the stuff the fans would want to see. It has a completely fresh, relevant angle into the next generation.
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We have gaps that are rooted in systemic racism.
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It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.
