Jim Gaffigan Quotes
You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.
Jim Gaffigan
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It's funny because when I'm outside Australia, I never get to do my Australian accent in anything. It's always a Danish accent or an English accent or an American accent.
Mallory Jansen
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If I hear a lie in my life with my children, with my wife, my work, my audiences, I want to annihilate myself, vaporize myself and wipe myself off the face of the earth.
Mandy Patinkin
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When I am writing a story it feels as real as the life I am experiencing off the page. It's an emotional illusion, I guess.
Tayari Jones
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I write songs about things that I'm simultaneously trying to not think about.
Warren Zevon
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If you want a strong society, it has to be inclusive.
If you have to push a boulder up a hill, do you want 10 people or 100?
If you weed out colour or gender, you get 10.
Cyndi Lauper
Blue Angel
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If you saw me without makeup, you wouldn't recognize me.
Cyndi Lauper
Blue Angel
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My name is not Susan, so watch what you say. If you still need her, then be on your way.
Whitney Houston
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You can have a lot of New York and still see what's going on in the rest of the world, I think - like in China.
Diana Ross
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When I saw myself with barely any makeup at, it was such a… like, I'm so, so attached to my pink lipstick, it's hard. I feel that it's become a part of me. To go in front of the camera, without pink lips or big ol' crazy lashes — you know, nothing — I felt naked. It was scary! So this photo shoot was a real accomplishment in my eyes.
Nicki Minaj
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Compulsion is a behaviour that short-circuits you out of feeling ashamed, and then you feel triple-ashamed afterwards.
Alejandro Ghersi
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We can get so much out of golf. I know I have, and I'd like to see the same for you. Golf is the game of a lifetime, one in which you can get better and better. It's not what you do that counts, but what you attempt to do.
George Knudson
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The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense, and life doesn't.
Joseph L. Mankiewicz