Jim Gaffigan Quotes
It's a balancing act of you feel horrible that you're away but there is something about the road that is rather liberating.
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I've always felt that a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting points of view he can entertain simultaneously on the same topic.
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In middle school, I had an '87 Regal. That was unheard of.
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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
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I don't keep any copies of my books in the house - they go to my mum's flat. I don't like them around.
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Let's just say the genes were there for me to excel athletically.
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I'm really into personalities. There have been certain girls that I've been attracted to, but when we got to chatting, it was such a let-down. So for me, a great personality is key.
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It is those who concentrates on but one thing at a time who advance in this world. The great man or woman is the one who never steps outside his or her specialty or foolishly dissipates his or her individuality.
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I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn't nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear.
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I bite the hell out of my fingernails. I can't stop. I should stop. It would be nice to grow my fingernails out. It would be healthier. I could pick up dimes.
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Every time you play a bad girl or guy in a movie, you really come from a place of pain.
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When someone is being particularly mean and nasty, I simply think to myself, He or she used to be a cute little baby, I wonder what happened?
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I love inappropriate humour. What else are you going to do? You have to laugh.
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I think that's it's really important to have good friends. Nowadays, you can text 24 hours a day and be in constant contact, but every once in a while, it's nice to just get out with your girlfriends and have fun.
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I am alone here in New York, no longer a we.
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Sometimes your dreams come true, and it's a real drag.
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Stormtrooper Mel : Don't be stupid, be a smarty Come and join the Nazi Party!
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Imagination tends to be truly useful if accompanied by the power of mental control - if the worlds in one's head can be purposefully manipulated and distinguished from the real one outside it.
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I don't speak particularly well. That's one of the consequences of being extremely ugly.
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It's a world now where you don't necessarily have to be on the radio or be on the TV to be a star. Your audience can find you and find the music.
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When I was nine, I played the demon king in "Cinderella" and it launched me on a long and happy life of being a monster.
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What is with waiters who don't write anything down and memorize your order instead? Are you trying to impress me or something? If you were that smart you wouldn't be a goddamn waiter in the first place.
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It's liberating and rewarding to see your own ideas coming to fruition.
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It's a balancing act of you feel horrible that you're away but there is something about the road that is rather liberating.
