Jim Gaffigan Quotes
It's not as if ten years ago, we were like, 'I wish I could take low quality photos of my dessert.'
Quotes to Explore
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Soon I knew the craft of experimental physics was beyond me - it was the sublime quality of patience - patience in accumulating data, patience with recalcitrant equipment - which I sadly lacked.
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The mind is but too naturally prone to pleasure, but too easily yielded to dissipation.
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Finishing games has been something I'm really proud of, seeing something through to the end.
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I think God gave us senses of humor, and we should use them.
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I'm constantly trying to keep people guessing as to what I'm doing, and I will spend enormous amounts of time looking at manuscripts and asking questions, and people will say, 'I know what his next book is about.'
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Every time you make a film, you create a world. You make decisions about sets and costumes, and you create a universe connected to reality, but not reality itself.
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To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world.
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The whole story of the comfort women, the system of forced sexual slavery, the medical experiments of Unit 731, is not something that is in the US psyche. That is changing because many books are coming out.
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I used to wear miniskirts with my GB top, and sparkly sandals, and the boys would be like: 'Oh my gosh, this girl cannot be serious.'
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Between Prince and my dad's fusion-jazz records, I didn't have a choice in being funky.
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Culture constitutes an essential element of social and political liberation. As people rise up across the Middle East and North Africa, the diversity of their cultures is not only the means but also the ultimate goal of their liberation and their freedom.
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There is no birth of consciousness without pain.
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Ask Mother for advice on breaking into show business.
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I had to give myself permission to act, then others agreed.
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I have a box of things from Becca, my high school girlfriend, and Vanessa; and each one of them was love. I have the notes, the valentines, 20 mixed tapes, all of it. It's important to keep that stuff.
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I just would use any instrument known to man in any combination as long as it describes an emotion.
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There must've been some part of me that wanted to make my mark. But there was never a defining moment.
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Wait for those unguarded moments. Relax the mood and, like the child dropping off to sleep, the subject often reveals his truest self.
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I know two kinds of audience only – one coughing, and one not coughing.
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You can never be too perfect, too thin, too curvy. I'm very confident and happy with my body.
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Curiosity begins as an act of tearing to pieces or analysis.
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I am just trying to live for my kids. It is all about my kids now. I love them endlessly.
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Many kiss the hand they wish cut off.
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It's not as if ten years ago, we were like, 'I wish I could take low quality photos of my dessert.'
