Jim Gaffigan Quotes
I went to a Catholic University and there's something about being a Catholic-American. You know, St. Patrick's Day is, I'm Irish-Catholic. There's alcoholism in my family. It's like I've got to be Catholic, right?
Quotes to Explore
-
In my life, I wanted to feel tall. I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to be tall as the Sears Tower. I wanted to be on top of the Sears Tower. I wanted to be as strong as the Sears Tower feels.
-
Containment, as everyone will recall, was a rough plan for stopping the Communists any time they crossed a certain line dividing our half of the world from theirs.
-
At 21 years old, I could produce 400 people like that.
-
I work so hard, but... everything just goes my way! It's insane!
-
Businesses fail when they over-invest in what is at the expense of what could be.
-
What really makes it fun for an actor is when the script is good.
-
I got beat up up in Texas because my bootlaces were the wrong color.
-
There's a great freedom in writing by yourself. You can write anything you want.
-
The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.
-
Maybe I'm the kind of athlete who absorbs the atmosphere instead of trying to block it out.
-
Professionally, I really respect Natalie Portman – her career choices, actually going for stuff with substance.
-
It's a touchy subject, but as a Southerner, you can't ignore our history any more than a Renaissance painter can ignore the Virgin Mary. And it's impossible to drive down a road or eat a vegetable or pass a church without being reminded of slavery.
-
If I can help a kid feel more comfortable in their skin because they're struggling with maybe the things I struggled with in high school, that's great.
-
You can't get there alone. People have to help you, and I do believe in karma. I believe in paybacks. You get people to help you by telling the truth, by being earnest.
-
Whenever you do an animated project or a voice-over project it's inevitable that part of your personality comes into play.
-
A musician is a professional, whether he or she is successful or not. The profession itself must be regarded as a stable job.
-
We run to win, not just to be in the race.
-
A lot of people say the sitcom is dead. I think they're right to some extent, in that the shows they're putting out are all the same.
-
But you know the second month I was here I put out a healthy lifestyles directive. The pundits will say it was because we were sued. Well that's what they say. It was never about that.
-
I've only written two novels, neither of them published, where the book is dominated by a male point of view; in the 'Onyx Court' series, it's split roughly 50/50.
-
Hippos kill more people in Africa annually than any other wild animal.
-
I decided that it's either, you know, if I want to have children, have a family and - and live a long life, I've got to make some real, real serious changes.
-
I went to a Catholic University and there's something about being a Catholic-American. You know, St. Patrick's Day is, I'm Irish-Catholic. There's alcoholism in my family. It's like I've got to be Catholic, right?
