Jim Gaffigan Quotes
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If my child had prejudice in his head, I'd be ashamed. I would see it as my failure as a parent.
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People work hard.
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Class structures are a luxury that we cannot afford.
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People, who accused me of practising a monopoly were wrong. The media fuelled rumours about my 'monopoly.' The first question I was always asked during interviews was about my supposed monopoly.
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With giant sites like Facebook and MySpace becoming as generic as Yahoo and AOL of old, more and more sites will be looking for an edge by drilling down deeply to serve a highly targeted audience.
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John Dalton's records, carefully preserved for a century, were destroyed during the World War II bombing of Manchester. It is not only the living who are killed in war.
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I think Hollywood has seen what fandom can do for a project. You can definitely see that when you go to Comic-con.
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When I'm all alone it's the best way to be. When I'm by myself nobody else can say goodbye. Everything is temporary anyway. When the streets are wet - the colors slip into the sky. But I don't know why that means you and I are - that means you and... I quit, I give up. Nothin's good enough for anybody else, it seems.
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I slept with a woman on the ship, and afterwards I was thinking, 'Am I gaaaay? Am I straaaaight?' And then I realized: I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?
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The leading character isn't always the most important or interesting character; when people think that the protagonist is the character portrayed, it's people who haven't read Shakespeare.
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Both of my kids have my sense of humor - they're definitely entertaining.
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People's faith, people's beliefs are such a personal thing, and it defies definition. I'm so rarely interested in discussing what I believe or what you believe. I think it's liquid, anyway.
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I try as much as possible not to utter a single line that I don't believe in.
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The very essence of rationalism is that it assumes that the reason is the highest faculty in man and the lord of all the rest.
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I have a very muscular face.
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I'm not interested in fame at all.
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Newsflash for any of the current, past or future Survivors out there... when you contemplate strategizing about the other team, the best idea is to shut up and keep it to yourself. You're welcome; this bill is in the mail.
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There are no tests similar to SATs to tell us how much undergraduates know. State legislators, who appropriate billions of dollars each year to higher education, are naturally interested in finding out what they are getting for their money.
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Jesus' simple poetic words are delivered casually and gently. Jesus prefers to explain a difficult concept over time, never talking down to His followers, patiently letting the words soak in until they understand them fully.
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The more things remain obscure and mysterious, the more they interest me. I even try to find mystery in things that have none.
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I love Karlie Kloss. I want to bake cookies with her!
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In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies!
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Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though.
